Distenglished

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When someone reaches a level where they are distinguished enough to be compared to the English; therefore making them distenglished.

Person: Look at Peter wearing that monacle! All he needs is a cup of tea and he'll be distenglished!

Distenglished by Yupperdoodlecakes October 25, 2014

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Distinguished Visitors

The two male participants in a double vaginal penetration.

She couldn't wait to spend the evening with her two distinguished visitors.

Distinguished Visitors by littlemen October 16, 2012

Distinguished

What Paul uses instead of OLD.

Paul, your grey beard makes you look OLD dude!

Paul: No, man. It makes me look DISTINGUISHED.

Distinguished by alwaysyoung June 12, 2011

distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags

Term for "cock and balls", made popular by Murderface on Metalocalypse.

"Normally, that painted dildo would piss me off, but, lately, I've made friends with a distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags"

distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags by Axewielder December 11, 2007

Distinguished

attractive, sexy older male worth of pussy.

Whoa, my date last nite was totally distinguished even though he lives in the raisin ranch.

Distinguished by flatrabbitfan February 4, 2010

Distinguished Gentlemen

Not a gentle man, "DG's" are in fact flaming homos.

That distinguished gentlemen looks like his ass is sore and his knees are dirty.

Distinguished Gentlemen by schue Shiner February 24, 2011

A Distinguished Gentleman

When you piss from one side of a bed to the complete opposite side of the bed without getting any on the White sheets

Wow have you seen david? He's such a distinguished gentleman!

A Distinguished Gentleman by Firebranddeathbringer March 3, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026