Disshues

A severe issues with doing the dishes without a dishwasher

I got disshues man cant keep the sink empty shit always be full homie

by Chestering aint easy June 30, 2016

dissues

The never ending pile of dishes in a single guy or girl's sink.

The food particles left on dishes, even after being cleaned in a dishwasher.

Warren would like to go to the party tonight, but he has dissues to take care of.

by constantineone December 30, 2014

Dissues

When there are so many dirty dishes in the kitchen that you just can't even right now.

Dude, I am overwhelmed by the amount of dissues in this kitchen right now, I don't feel like cleaning them all.

by Calymonkey July 22, 2016

Dishues

A mental disorder that prevents a person from doing their fair share of the dishes.

"How come Matt never does any of the fucking dishes?".

"He has dishues dude".

"Well, he can just move the fuck out then".

by TheJiggaJigga November 26, 2013

Dishues

It's like issues, but with dishes

"Wow, I went over to Rob's house. Have you seen his kitchen? Dude's got dishues."

by Newton Orchid September 25, 2017

Dissues

Also known as a dishpute, dissues are issues arising in shared accommodation about who should do the washing up.

"I've got dissues at home."

"Apologies about the dirty dishes, we're having some dissues at the moment."

"My housemate and I have had a dishpute."

by Riiichaaard February 23, 2009

Dishues

When someone owns a dishwasher and still leaves their dishes in the sink for days.

Morgan has serious dishues when it comes to helping me keep a clean kitchen.

by Old Bull September 24, 2016