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The never ending pile of dishes in a single guy or girl's sink.

The food particles left on dishes, even after being cleaned in a dishwasher.
Warren would like to go to the party tonight, but he has dissues to take care of.
dissues by constantineone December 30, 2014
Words you can keep
When there are so many dirty dishes in the kitchen that you just can't even right now.
Dude, I am overwhelmed by the amount of dissues in this kitchen right now, I don't feel like cleaning them all.
Dissues by Calymonkey July 22, 2016
Also known as a dishpute, dissues are issues arising in shared accommodation about who should do the washing up.
"I've got dissues at home."

"Apologies about the dirty dishes, we're having some dissues at the moment."

"My housemate and I have had a dishpute."
Dissues by Riiichaaard February 23, 2009
Can you hear me or do you have Dissues?
Dissues by YaYeetItsYaBoi May 19, 2020

Dissresponding 

A mean, bitch that instead of politely acknowledges your advances, just ignores you and laughs as you die inside....and when you finally get the picture and give up...she writes you a one word answer, just to leave you hanging.
I spent ALL morning texting Peyton about my new favorite youtube video...and that dissresponding, bitch finally acknowledged me by writing, "Ha." ....... 5 hours later.
Dissresponding by price is right February 6, 2015

Three Disses 

Dishonest (y), disloyal (ty), and disrespect (ful). It can also be expressed as "The Three Disses."
You have been accused of the three disses.

Disquesting 

Someone who smokes cracks and rents apartments.
Holly is such a disquesting bitch.
Disquesting by Jpduhh February 4, 2019
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