Definitions by Calymonkey

Boom, floated. 

The phrase you use when something works out for you.

"Hey I'll be at the lake by 3. Hbu?"
"Me too!"
"Boom, floated. See you there!"

Boom, floated. by Calymonkey May 27, 2017

Upper Statement 

The opposite of an "Under Statement". An over exaggeration.

Karen- "Josh is SOOOO tall!"
Frank- "Actually, Josh is only 4'1", that's an upper statement..."
Karen- "Scoff*"

Upper Statement by Calymonkey April 5, 2017

Dissues 

When there are so many dirty dishes in the kitchen that you just can't even right now.

Dude, I am overwhelmed by the amount of dissues in this kitchen right now, I don't feel like cleaning them all.

Dissues by Calymonkey July 22, 2016

Love Battery 

Another name for a mans penis.

"Hey Sarah, how did your date go last night?"

"OMG Jen, he can sure use his Love Battery!"

Love Battery by Calymonkey April 22, 2010