Upper Statement

The opposite of an "Under Statement". An over exaggeration.

Karen- "Josh is SOOOO tall!"
Frank- "Actually, Josh is only 4'1", that's an upper statement..."
Karen- "Scoff*"

by Calymonkey April 04, 2017

Dissues

When there are so many dirty dishes in the kitchen that you just can't even right now.

Dude, I am overwhelmed by the amount of dissues in this kitchen right now, I don't feel like cleaning them all.

by Calymonkey July 23, 2016

Love Battery

Another name for a mans penis.

"Hey Sarah, how did your date go last night?"

"OMG Jen, he can sure use his Love Battery!"

by Calymonkey April 22, 2010

Boom, floated.

The phrase you use when something works out for you.

"Hey I'll be at the lake by 3. Hbu?"
"Me too!"
"Boom, floated. See you there!"

by Calymonkey May 22, 2017