Disocunt

A Prostitute who has a history behind her sexual acts and fantasies in a practical attribute.

That Disocunt just got famous for her reality act!

by lavdalasoon August 20, 2009

Discocunt

a well dressed female who regularly visits dance clubs and gains notoriety from her intoxicated antics which include but are not limited to: dancing wildly while lifting her skirt to show her lack of underwear, an unusually high tolerance to both cocaine and ketamine, spitting and yelling at other women who she perceives to judge her, and peeing or vomiting in alleys.

This discocunt on the dance floor is turnt up, but dudes are still buying her drinks to keep the show going. OMG, is her labia pierced??

by ThisIsFuckingX March 3, 2014

Five finger discount

Stealing.

How much was that?
I got it for a five finger discount.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

100% discount

To get a 100% discount on an item is to steal it, this giving you 100% off list price. Applies both to physically stealing and to media piracy.

I got the 100% discount on this new phone

I can't afford this game, so I got the 100% discount on it.

by Qbou3mT November 27, 2016

100% off discount coupon

A weapon, often a gun.

Me showing the shopkeeper my 100% off discount coupon

by Koreami September 24, 2022

cute girl discount

When an attractive girl is given lower prices and quicker service by various places of business due to her looks.

- "Hey! I paid $10 more than her!"
- "She must have got the cute girl discount."

by apc34 March 25, 2009

discunt

An overly thrifty shopper; discount whore; a whiny snatch who feels they have the God-given right to cheap prices; one who never pays full price.

Rudy is such a discunt; I hate shopping with him! He could be bleeding to death and still not pay full price for bandaids.

by GFYWYOF January 13, 2009