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Something that one has done that is considered dismal.
CONG: "I got a C+ on the chemistry quiz."
LARROW: "DISMALITY!"

DEE DEE DEE DISMALITY 

Something you say to distract other people during a task that requires focus.
*Playing Squash, KEVIN is about to serve the ball.*

LRRO: "DEE DEE DEE DISMALITY!"
KEVIN: *misses the serve*
KEVIN: "SHOOT! AGGRESSION!"
DEE DEE DEE DISMALITY by SBFY December 23, 2021

Disiplinary Dick 

AKA "DD"
-Disiplinary Dick (Punishment)

1. Something given to a women when she mis-behaves.
2. Remedy for Bitchy ass women
-Bro this bitch doesnt stop complaining!
-Yea, she needs some DD (Disiplinary Dick) dude...
Disiplinary Dick by Dan Buq January 23, 2011
Used to describe something that could be qualified as both disgusting and amazing at the same time.
I think the idea of a deep fried Mars bar is dismazing.
dismazing by ywg notbroken February 22, 2011

desalination 

a way of turning salt water into fresh drinkable water.
e.g jack got some fresh water to drink at the desalination plant.

Hemovaginal Desalination 

When blood from a woman's menstrual cycle is recycled to it's purest form to be employable for donation. This includes the filtration of the lining of the uterus, and other matter that is discharged from the vagina, that is not part of the usable blood.
Dave's girlfriend is on her period. She can help save a lot of lives if she donates her blood by hemovaginal desalination.
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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