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daddy dialing 

An activity where a girl, while having sex, calls her parents on the phone and attempts to have a normal conversation with them.
My new GF is really into daddy dialing, she says she loves the "danger" of it
daddy dialing by xoxolol April 2, 2011

donk dialing 

A variant of pocket dialing whereby sitting on a phone causes it to call someone. Usaully caused when you leave your phone in your back pockets and sit on it.
Sorry about donk dialing you, I just sat down with my phone in my back pocket.
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Dalina by Wirbesh June 8, 2018

BUTT DIALING 

BUTT DIALING; When you accidentally sit on your cell phone and dial someone up and don't realize it.Can result in serious damage to your friendships, particularly if you are talking about them or revealing information about yourself you might not have wished to share.
Call recipient-'Were you trying to call me?' Inadvertent Butt Caller-'No, what are you talking about?' Call recipient-'You keep dialing me up, and all I hear is background noise.' Alternate, less pleasant, Call recipient-"You asshole, I heard what you were saying about me!' Butt Caller to self: 'Oh my god, I've been Butt Dialing again1'

dialing coach 

a professional "dialing coach" is a trained counselor who is paid by reticent or shy parents to have "the talk" with young adolescent males. the physicality and aesthetic of sex is central. generally speaks in language that is somehow both forthright and metaphorical.
Parent 1: I've noticed that Benny is taking longer showers recently.
Parent 2: Time to call the dialing coach!

Girl 1: What are u doing to me?!??
Benny: No worries Callie it's like my D Coach taught me - DIAL DOWN THE MIDDLE.
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dalinar by StormingCrab November 3, 2021