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dismailia 

Feeling of not wanting to pick up &/or open the mail. Discouragement about the mail often caused by too many bills. Symptoms may include avoidance of the post office, piles of unopened mail, general depression.
I wouldn't have such bad dismailia if I didn't feel like the only mail that comes with my name is from `Bill'.

You wouldn't be digging through those bags looking for the DMV bill that's due today if you didn't have dismailia.
dismailia by an.noni.mowse September 24, 2011
Words you can keep
Something that one has done that is considered dismal.
CONG: "I got a C+ on the chemistry quiz."
LARROW: "DISMALITY!"

DEE DEE DEE DISMALITY 

Something you say to distract other people during a task that requires focus.
*Playing Squash, KEVIN is about to serve the ball.*

LRRO: "DEE DEE DEE DISMALITY!"
KEVIN: *misses the serve*
KEVIN: "SHOOT! AGGRESSION!"
DEE DEE DEE DISMALITY by SBFY December 23, 2021

Dismalina 

She is such a dismalina.
Dismalina by rimbaudsix August 22, 2009

dismallight

An administrator from the ATHERIAL DREAMS server chains.
Current Rank: better than xhyro
Current status: sexy
Email: fuckoff@asshole.com
siblings: THEMACKENZIE
Dismallight <pronounced diz-mall-lyte> means a weak light energy source.
Dismallight was made by ZACK R, or Shroomic, {dismallights best freind} and, an old DCI player. Dci being an older server that betrayed its players during an update. May be used:
EX1:
XHYRO: Yo Dismallight, I think you are cool.
DISMALLIGHT: Why thank you!
EX2:
WARWOLF:Whats up dizzy
DISMALLIGHT: Not much, you?
EX3:
KATPAW: Dismal, is durby48 banned?
DISMAL: Oh yes, of course he is Katten <nickname> durby48 is a dumbarse! <slang term>
dismallight by DISMALLIGHT August 7, 2012

dismaltagious

1) (adj) - Egregiously Henious and offensive to the utmost extreme; so bad you just have to make up a word to describe it
That band was so dismaltagious that a crazed fan castrated the lead singer with a rusty spork
The opposite of a loving or being attracted to someone/something.
John had a disphilia towards anything that was not heterosexual.

John was also a dick.
Disphilia by Smith dux Wurd December 18, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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