Saying you took out the trash on Monday, when you took it out on a Monday three weeks earlier. While the statement is true in itself, it is false in the proper context.

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Dillonged

To raw dog it with a fat chick.

Did you hear about how Senzig dillonged that fat chick

Dillonged by bigballer69696969 June 12, 2011

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ding dong dingilly-dong dong-dillongo

A penis

Dont touch my ding dong dingilly-dong dong-dillongo bitch!

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dislodge

remove

i just dislodged a leaf from my mouth

dislodge by hfghcgfjk September 19, 2018

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dislinguic

(adj.) a term used to describe a person that frequently scrambles meanings of popular lingo. This individual might also tend to get the tenses of these phrases confused.

1. I just hate how Sally is so dislinguic! She always says stuff like, "Twittered about the party!" She needs to realize that the proper word is tweeted. Ugh.

2. Did you hear that when Chris texted his dad a question the other day that he replied, "y" for yes? Wow, that is so dislinguic, he should know that "y" means "why"...not yes!

dislinguic by ItsMeTopherHere March 30, 2011

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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