dislinguic

(adj.) a term used to describe a person that frequently scrambles meanings of popular lingo. This individual might also tend to get the tenses of these phrases confused.

1. I just hate how Sally is so dislinguic! She always says stuff like, "Twittered about the party!" She needs to realize that the proper word is tweeted. Ugh.

2. Did you hear that when Chris texted his dad a question the other day that he replied, "y" for yes? Wow, that is so dislinguic, he should know that "y" means "why"...not yes!

dislinguic by ItsMeTopherHere March 30, 2011

Distinguished Visitors 

The two male participants in a double vaginal penetration.

She couldn't wait to spend the evening with her two distinguished visitors.

Distinguished Visitors by littlemen October 16, 2012

distinguish 

to discern; to detect with the eyes or with the other sences.

I could not quite distinguish her face in the poorly-lit room, so I was not sure who she was.

distinguish by Morgan Tierney October 31, 2006

Distinguished 

What Paul uses instead of OLD.

Paul, your grey beard makes you look OLD dude!

Paul: No, man. It makes me look DISTINGUISHED.

Distinguished by alwaysyoung June 12, 2011

distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags

Term for "cock and balls", made popular by Murderface on Metalocalypse.

"Normally, that painted dildo would piss me off, but, lately, I've made friends with a distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags"

distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags by Axewielder December 11, 2007

Distinguished 

attractive, sexy older male worth of pussy.

Whoa, my date last nite was totally distinguished even though he lives in the raisin ranch.

Distinguished by flatrabbitfan February 4, 2010

distinguishment 

the active tense of distinguishing between persons, places, or things

Joey's distinguishment of reality and dreams has disintegrated.

distinguishment by leroys December 2, 2010