dislogic

A use of logic that impedes the correct understanding of a matter. Often employed by politicians.

Saying you took out the trash on Monday, when you took it out on a Monday three weeks earlier. While the statement is true in itself, it is false in the proper context.

dislogic by Calibrae October 11, 2012

Dislogic

A statement which makes no sense on a literal level, but contains an accidental element of reasonability; dislodged logic.

(From real life)

Two bulimics are discussing their next binge.

B1: I can't be bothered cooking.

B2: Neither can I. Let's rent a pizza.

B1: Lol! That has a certain dislogic to it.

Dislogic by Ozymoron January 11, 2010

Dislosick 

When something disgusts you so much to the point of making you sad, angry, and sick to your stomach. The feeling you get when you think of him with another girl. It’s more than just heartbreak of sadness or jealousy it’s absolutely disgust and resentment mixed with heartache.

Thinking of him loving anyone but me makes me dislosick. It crushes me and makes me want to puke.

Dislosick by chingchongibangedurmom November 26, 2020

dyslogic 

A genetic anomaly resulting in a person who perceives the logical relationships among facts completely backwards. This is the mental equivalent of perceiving words backwards even though the eyes are seeing them correctly. When asked, a dislogic person will identify as a rebel, a free thinker, innovative, or even brilliant....because their brains will always perceive the exact opposite of reality.

Bob was always spouting off the most obstinate and offensive opinions on every topic he blogged about. He would never admit to suffering from being dyslogic, he could never admit that his continual stream of distasteful views was anything other than channeling of God’s word to the uneducated masses. The moral compass of the dyslogic person forever points south, the easiest path to walk is uphill, the individual is seen to be stronger opponent than an entire battalion,. When a person with a dyslogic brain looks in a mirror, he sees only what he is not and what he will never be.

dyslogic by You rReal Name January 7, 2021

Dislolicated 

The act of hurting yourself (in a very stupid way) for the amusement of others, usually giving the audience a slight laugh and a few moments of feeling quite intelligent.

Guy1: Dude, did you see that new Youtube video?

Guy2: Ya, turns out he did was dislolicated his arm during the video.

Guy1: Tousche, afterwards I found a cure for cancer.

Guy2: Nice.

Dislolicated by noyouwhatbombs May 18, 2011

Dislolicated 

The act of hurting yourself (in a very stupid way) for the amusement of others, usually giving the audience a slight laugh and a few moments of feeling quite intelligent.

Guy1: Dude, did you see that new Youtube vid?

Guy2: Ya, turns out he did was dislolicated his arm during the video.

Guy1: Tousche, afterwards I found a cure for cancer.

Guy2: Nice.

Dislolicated by That one big thing laying down May 18, 2011