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Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker 

A person that doesn't know something about something so they don't know how to tie their shoes.
You Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.

daddy dialing 

An activity where a girl, while having sex, calls her parents on the phone and attempts to have a normal conversation with them.
My new GF is really into daddy dialing, she says she loves the "danger" of it
daddy dialing by xoxolol April 2, 2011

Disingenuous Assertions 

Disingenuous: lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically

Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.

put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people

Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters
I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions
Disingenuous Assertions by Bushyfro September 29, 2011

donk dialing 

A variant of pocket dialing whereby sitting on a phone causes it to call someone. Usaully caused when you leave your phone in your back pockets and sit on it.
Sorry about donk dialing you, I just sat down with my phone in my back pocket.

self-dissing 

When a Loser disses himself
U got Swag
No, Im white

Ah u just dissed urself
SELF-DISSING
self-dissing by NKTE November 16, 2010

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker 

A man who cannot tie his shoes.
Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker: a man who can not tie his shoes and can fail you a speed-run.