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disks and Cds

When you ask somebody if they like disks and cds and they say yes
"You like disks and cds?"

"Yeah"

"How about I tape disk dick to yo forehead so you can cds nuts dropping on your forehead."
disks and Cds by The Mlolm April 28, 2022

Spin on dem disks 

The broadness of your lingo
Tom: Hows you're end of the street?
Julia: Huh?
Tom: Means, how are you?
Julia: Oh good, haha.
Tom: Ya, you got no spin on dem disks.
Julia: WTF....
Spin on dem disks by The real Teet September 11, 2009

Floppy disks 

A very old woman's exposed breasts.
Guy 1: "Did you see Melisandre get old as fuck when she took that necklace off on Game of Thrones last night?"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, I totally lost my hard on once I saw her floppy disks."
Floppy disks by brande brady May 20, 2016

Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken-A-whole Bunch 

Twisted Rapper - "Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken A whole Bunch"- envied the Seattle based rapper "Sir Mix-A-Lot " so much that he tried to market himself using a clever twist (on the Sir Mix-A-Lot name) based solely on his favorite activity.....(stuffing his "Dick up in chicken a hole bunch...)
OH NO... That "Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken-A-whole Bunch" just got a job at the local Chicken & Waffle joint.....Dang!!...Guess I'll just have the waffles....

eat a bag of dicks

A phrase uttered in such rage that telling another human being to suck a dick would not convey the full intent of the speaker. Generally used sarcastically in return to blatant sarcasm, resulting in a perpetual cycle of bag-eating.

Commonly abbreviated as "eat a bag" or simply "a bag."
Juni: "I got that star."
Marcus: "Eat a bag of dicks."
eat a bag of dicks by Neonatrias November 1, 2009

Sweater Dicks 

(Noun) A term coined by stoners to describe womens' breasts.
Stoner: *puts the bong down* "You've got some sick sweater dicks, man."
Girl: "Beat it, kid."
Sweater Dicks by McCrapper December 6, 2019