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Dishash

An Ashtray, Short for Dish-Of-Ash
Here man, Pass the dishash
by Everblazing October 3, 2009
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dislashmoofed

Superior or variant to all adjectives
P1: cool
P2: amazing
Me: DISLASHMOOFED!!!
World: *explodes*
by Pink Fluffy Unicorns 822 November 15, 2018
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Dislashmoofed

The best word of any language in the history of the universe or multiverse or parallel universes (whichever theory you subscribe to).
P1: The disease is incurable.
P2: Well not entirely... DISLASHMOOFED!!!
Patient: *cured**finds meaning of life*
Patient: *becomes immortal**travels time*
by Absolute_meme_power November 16, 2018
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dishwashington

A title only the mosy highly honored dishwashers ever claim. Its got a connotation relevant to those of Napoleon Bonaparte and Alexander the Great. Seldomly will you ever meet one.
Look Dishwashingtons just goin ham on them dishes.
by dishwashington September 10, 2014
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dishwasher tetris

The act of fitting in as many items in a dishwasher as possible.
Due to Kim's mad dishwasher tetris skills, she was able to fit everything in one load.
by alainnduil September 25, 2010
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Dishwasher Effect

When a task you enjoyed doing by yourself previously becomes less fun when you're told to do it.

Like when you decide to be a good person and do the dishes, and then your parents ask you to do the dishes. You then no longer want to do the dishes.
You: "I was going to clean my room because I wanted to, but then my mom yelled at me to clean my room. Now I don't feel like cleaning it"

Friend: "Man that's the dishwasher effect."
by JimsGT October 22, 2020
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purple monkey dishwasher

Despite claims this phrase originated on "The Simpsons", it actually existed long before it was used in the show. The phrase is intended to portray the distortion of facts when passed from person to person.

Its use in "The Simpsons" was accurate; Bart starts a rumour by whispering to one person who whispers it to another, etc. By the time the rumour reaches the front of the crowd, the phrase "Purple monkey dishwasher" has been added to the end due to people mishearing the original rumour as it passed from person to person.

Due to the popularity of "The Simpsons", the phrase has since become a commonly used response to opinions stated based on hearsay and unconfirmed rumours.
Person A - "I heard from a friend of a friend that John cheated on Linda with Karen!"

Person B - "Purple monkey dishwasher."
by godofodd September 14, 2005
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