Dishwashed 

The term used to refer to someone who is excessively high on marijuana. Symptoms include the spins, nausea, vomiting, paranoia, anxiety, sleepiness, excessive laughter, redness of the eyes, dry mouth, elevated heart rate, and decreased mobility.

Bro, I'm so dishwashed right now. I can't even move!

Dishwashed by Moneymacster March 7, 2016

Dishwashed 

The face your partner makes when you ask them to have sex which is the same face you make when they ask you to do the dishes. You can be the face they make, attitude given, or negotiating attempt.

Ask my wife if you want to have sex last night and she just dishwashed me.

Dishwashed by Footballw00kie July 4, 2020

dishwashington 

A title only the mosy highly honored dishwashers ever claim. Its got a connotation relevant to those of Napoleon Bonaparte and Alexander the Great. Seldomly will you ever meet one.

Look Dishwashingtons just goin ham on them dishes.

dishwashington by dishwashington September 10, 2014

dishwasher tetris 

The act of fitting in as many items in a dishwasher as possible.

Due to Kim's mad dishwasher tetris skills, she was able to fit everything in one load.

dishwasher tetris by alainnduil September 25, 2010

Dishwasher Effect 

When a task you enjoyed doing by yourself previously becomes less fun when you're told to do it.

Like when you decide to be a good person and do the dishes, and then your parents ask you to do the dishes. You then no longer want to do the dishes.

You: "I was going to clean my room because I wanted to, but then my mom yelled at me to clean my room. Now I don't feel like cleaning it"

Friend: "Man that's the dishwasher effect."

Dishwasher Effect by JimsGT October 22, 2020

purple monkey dishwasher 

Despite claims this phrase originated on "The Simpsons", it actually existed long before it was used in the show. The phrase is intended to portray the distortion of facts when passed from person to person.

Its use in "The Simpsons" was accurate; Bart starts a rumour by whispering to one person who whispers it to another, etc. By the time the rumour reaches the front of the crowd, the phrase "Purple monkey dishwasher" has been added to the end due to people mishearing the original rumour as it passed from person to person.

Due to the popularity of "The Simpsons", the phrase has since become a commonly used response to opinions stated based on hearsay and unconfirmed rumours.

Person A - "I heard from a friend of a friend that John cheated on Linda with Karen!"

Person B - "Purple monkey dishwasher."

purple monkey dishwasher by godofodd September 14, 2005

Boston Dishwasher 

A person who collects used condoms and cleans them out by effectively sucking the semen from the insides.

Mikey: Don't talk to Tommy, that guy's a Boston Dishwasher.
Franky: What's that?
Mikey: He sucks cum out of condoms like cocaine residue from a Ziploc bag

Boston Dishwasher by JarrodTheLubeBoy November 6, 2019