Disful 

Like trash to throw away or a friend

My friend is disful

Disful by King Yas August 15, 2022

Disfold 

A new expression to describe the vast array of new phenomenological experiences that may arise as a direct result of using a digital device. In short, those glitches, bloppers that happen as result of using some sort of tech gadget. "Butt Dialing" someone is considered a 'Disfold.'

The randomness of drop calls. Starting a text but a phone calls comes through, your on the phone so long, you forget to send the text. Shattered smartphone screen, "that person is outside of the coverage area," yet they're not, phone/tablet/game console freezes- these are but a few examples of 'having a disfold.'

Disfoldication- the study of this new phenom.

Disfold by Mizzle Jizzle August 20, 2013

Correctile Disfunction 

A nervous system disorder involving the inability to prevent oneself from interrupting conversations they’re not a part of in an attempt to offer corrections on the subject at hand, but fail to provide anything of value because they actually know nothing of the subject.

Hey, don’t listen to them, Jordan. They don’t know anything about Rocket Science. I think they have correctile disfunction.

Correctile Disfunction by FantasticTalkingFox June 13, 2019

Resurrectile disfunction 

a term when one cannot resurrect properly, giving them a flaccid aura and a holy discharge.

Typically used in medieval role-play games when the fucking cleric can't bring your squishy wizard back to life after getting a sparagmos by the goblins.
Also used by church and theatre kids alike after their reenactment of the second coming fails cause little billy has stage freight.

friend 1: hey wheres your friend? didn't you get the money to resurrect him?
friend 2: no the priest doesn't like me he says, since i committed sodomy one time.
friend 1: hes lying! he just has resurrectile disfunction.

Resurrectile disfunction by Blifnab March 15, 2021

digful 

Somebody attractive, somebody you dig

Man, I dig that chick, she's damn digful!

digful by ChillAls April 23, 2008

Erectile Disfunction 

Men who cant stand up for their women if you know what I mean.

Wanna have sex? Nope got Erectile disfunction and cant have sex.

Erectile Disfunction by Penis-Meister121 April 27, 2007

Correctile Disfunction 

Refusal to proof read an essay, because it's taken you so long to do/is so boring/is so close to the deadline that you can't be bothered/don't have time to read it again and correct errors.

Commonly experienced at university where there is a frequent need to produce large bodies of work on boring subjects.

Dam, I didn't get 40% in my essay. I'm sure it was awesome when I wrote it.

What do the tutors comments say?

"Constant spelling errors throughout. Totally detracted from the subject, essay does not make any sense."

Dude, didn't you proof read that shit? We had weeks to do it.

Didn't finish the first draft until 2 minutes before the deadline. Had to smoke crack all night just to stay awake and finish it.

Sounds like you suffered a serious case of correctile disfunction.

Correctile Disfunction by RLD123 April 19, 2011