Disconfoculated
After coming home from bar I was so disconfoculated I slapped my sister thinking she was someone else which put me on Worldstar.
Disconfoculated by anonymous March 29, 2023
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disconfuckulated
disconfuckulated by ReBeL rEd August 4, 2007
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disconbobulated
when somthing odd happens, and you get an undiscribable confuzed feeling, that cna only be discribed as disconbobulation.
disconbobulated by Alex August 12, 2004
disconfuckulated
After the party Brad woke up in the shower naked with a vacuum, a jar of peanut butter and the family Pit Bull making him feel completely disconfuckulated.
disconfuckulated by dike muffey July 28, 2003
Disconjaculated
Disconjaculated by Smash13 March 10, 2009
Disconfuckulated
The feeling you get when you see someone so good looking and your heart starts beating and you hit a blank and all of a sudden become nervous, yet brave and excited by looking at the person
Nicole :Dude! I just disconfuckulated myself man!!
Jenna: why??
Nicole : there was this Fucking hot dude at the shops today and it just happened man
Jenna: why??
Nicole : there was this Fucking hot dude at the shops today and it just happened man
Disconfuckulated by . X_L@ux_X. April 11, 2019
disconbobulated
disconbobulated by gav n nick April 14, 2006
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