Disastercase 

A person who is completely fucked in life.

That person is a walking disaster waiting to happen. They are a Disastercase.

Disastercase by CrazyjoC18 February 26, 2019

Disasterclass 

An expertise in screwing something up. A specialist in failure.

I enjoyed the Spurs disasterclass last night. They really are the best are failing.

Disasterclass by smplkd October 2, 2019

Disasterclass 

(Slang) 1. Opposite for masterclass, used chiefly on Football Twitter & among friends of friends.

2. Total failure in some activity or endeavor

3. Poor display of a skill of someone or a team who are deemed to be good at it

1. A disasterclass from Manchester United got them thumped by 4 goals to nil by Brentford

Disasterclass by AdManny August 13, 2022

Disasterbate 

v. The act of maserbating and someone interrupts the act, just at the point of climax but before the actual ejaculation, so you have no option but to just put your junk back in you pants and cum all over the the inside of your shorts.

Me: My mom walked in just as I was ejaculating. I had NO time to cum on anything so I just shoved everything back in my pants and came all over myself. what a disaster.

Friend: Dude, you disasterbated!! Hilarious!

Disasterbate by Dr. K. Moon November 19, 2010

disasterscape 

A word describing -any- person, place, situation, etc that has the potential to become / is already beyond a state of disaster / emergency. May be used in all seriousness, for comedic intent, or as an insult.

Dude 1: we shouldn't have taken the highway, we'll never make it to the party in time!

Dude 2: man, this is turning into a total disasterscape!
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Girl: my hair looks terrible!

Dude: *rolls eyes* yea, it's a total disasterscape. Can we go now?

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Girl 1: do you see that ugly hoe over there?

Girl 2: omg, what a disasterscape!

disasterscape by ExBestem September 12, 2009

Disasterbate 

In the face of pending doom, man shuns only the quickest and most rewarding of activities. Disasterbation describes the carnal quest for the much-coveted preapocalyptic climax.

The second most satisfying of self-pleasuring activities, Disasterbation bows only to Faux Invigordisastpublation--publicly masturbating, with vigor, in anticipation of a miscalculated armageddon.

(see also: Dicksimation, Blastpocalypse, Cum Bucket List, Anal-Eye-alation, Catajysm, Catastrofeces, and Holocaustitution)

INTELLECTUAL 1: "My goodness, Intellectual 2, I dare say that, despite having immaculately worded definitions, the examples UrbanDictionary endorses often seem contrived in nature, unnecessarily abrupt, and leave one with a dearth of expounding information via general scenario, anecdote, or lexicon."

INTELLECTUAL 2: "Hear Hear, Intellectual 1! I ... OH! Gracious, is that an earthquake!?!? ... DISASTERBATE!"

Disasterbate by barfcake November 15, 2011

Disasterbate 

When, after unsuccessfully attempting to pick up at the bar (or elsewhere), one returns home to masturbate... Generally while sobbing.

"I was chatting up this totally hot yoga instructor all night when she decides to mention that she has a boyfriend... So I basically had no choice but to head home alone and disasterbate."

Disasterbate by djwendo March 21, 2010