disasterass

a combination of the words "disaster" and "ass": noun

1.) used to describe the backside of a woman who has spent copious hours sitting on a kitchen chair while chatting online in the same pajamas that she wore the previous day while folding that day's previous day's laundry.

2.) also used to describe the resulting keister of a porn slut appearing in one of those anal gaping features that seem to be gaining popularity lately

SitOnMeShamrock: Yo dude, did you see that pic that (non-descript screen name) sent out the other day?

Jweed439: Yeah, classic case of disasterass if ever i saw one.

by SitOnMeShamrock July 1, 2011

King of Disasters

Akshay Kumar is the King of Disasters.
From East to west, north to south he has given tons of disasters.
120 disasters on overseas soil & 80 disasters in domestic market Akshay Kumar has achieved everything so far to be labelled as King of disasters!

Teacher - Earthquake, tsunami, volcano ke baad sabse bada disaster kaun hai?
Student - Akshay Kumar The King of Disasters

by Hari Om Bhatiya Dhaba Wale May 23, 2020

Disastercase

A person who is completely fucked in life.

That person is a walking disaster waiting to happen. They are a Disastercase.

by CrazyjoC18 February 26, 2019

Disasterclass

An expertise in screwing something up. A specialist in failure.

I enjoyed the Spurs disasterclass last night. They really are the best are failing.

by smplkd October 2, 2019

Survive The Disasters 2

The best fucking roblox game in the history of best roblox games.

Girl: Hey, do you play Survive The Disasters 2?
Boy: Yeah! I have over 20000 survivals, I'm S10 and Masters!

by mrhappyfangirl January 23, 2019

disasterfest

An infestation of disaster. A disaster so raw and uncalled for that the only natural reaction when confronted with one is to slap the person next to you for relief.

Katie was just spotted doing the walk of shame. Her hair was all over the place along with her clothes and makeup. She looks like a complete disasterfest.

by Joey Sis December 21, 2010

Disasterclass

(Slang) 1. Opposite for masterclass, used chiefly on Football Twitter & among friends of friends.

2. Total failure in some activity or endeavor

3. Poor display of a skill of someone or a team who are deemed to be good at it

1. A disasterclass from Manchester United got them thumped by 4 goals to nil by Brentford

by AdManny August 13, 2022