disastercore

The biggest disaster ever... usually happens after some fat guy farts and then explodes.

jimmy: "hey did bob tell you about brad's bubble guts earlier?"
max: "yea bro it was crazy, it was total Disastercore!

by the baker queen December 23, 2011

Disastercase

A person who is completely fucked in life.

That person is a walking disaster waiting to happen. They are a Disastercase.

by CrazyjoC18 February 26, 2019

disasterporn

What you see on TV when the news channels go into 24-hour disaster mode. As a viewer, you respond as you do for flesh porn -- you can't turn your eyes away, you keep coming back to it, you never are fulfilled after watching it, and you feel bad inside when you're done. For examples of disaster porn, withess Fox's coverage of the hurricanes of 2005, or CNN/Fox/MSNBC for the Sept 11, 2001 terror attacks.

I've watched the last 2 weeks of hurricane disasterporn.

by Cmackg September 27, 2005

disasterporn

In addition to the above defintion, this term is also used in the debate community (particularly policy debate) to describe how debaters tend to get happy and excited when they hear of bad news they can somehow use to an advantage in a debate.
There is a kritik about this, because it could be considered somewhat immoral to derive enjoyment from another's suffering.

1.Debater1- "Did you hear? Five people were killed yesterday after the government mismanaged their healthcare... I've found some awesome evidence from this that'll really boost our case! We're gonna kick those other team's a$$es!"
Debater2 *looking at computer screen*-"Whoa, sh*t, man, that's some serious disasterporn there. I like it."
Debater3-"Y'know, that's sort of wrong you're so happy about this... but what the hell, I'm using that evidence too!"
Deaber4 *sighing at this perceived immaturity* -"If this was a debate I'd run a kritik on you guys right now."

by killerfiller January 24, 2006

Disastereomer

A pun combining the chemistry term Diastereomer and disaster;it is used to describe a person with excessive knowledge in chemistry. A chemistry know-it-all.

"I hear your friend aced that chem exam; for all intensive purposes he's a total disastereomer."

by Scomandy Van Shlervin March 8, 2009

Disastercide

means that you need to end your life by getting killed by catastrophic disasters or man made disasters,

Jessica: Yeah but my friend died yesterday, because of his deppression but he had no choice but to commit disastercide, or end his life by getting swept away by the tsunami, but it actually happened however the coastal town is suffering from the damage after an earthquake

by IMMABACON April 5, 2022