Disasterbate 

v. The act of maserbating and someone interrupts the act, just at the point of climax but before the actual ejaculation, so you have no option but to just put your junk back in you pants and cum all over the the inside of your shorts.

Me: My mom walked in just as I was ejaculating. I had NO time to cum on anything so I just shoved everything back in my pants and came all over myself. what a disaster.

Friend: Dude, you disasterbated!! Hilarious!

Disasterbate by Dr. K. Moon November 19, 2010

Disasterbate 

In the face of pending doom, man shuns only the quickest and most rewarding of activities. Disasterbation describes the carnal quest for the much-coveted preapocalyptic climax.

The second most satisfying of self-pleasuring activities, Disasterbation bows only to Faux Invigordisastpublation--publicly masturbating, with vigor, in anticipation of a miscalculated armageddon.

(see also: Dicksimation, Blastpocalypse, Cum Bucket List, Anal-Eye-alation, Catajysm, Catastrofeces, and Holocaustitution)

INTELLECTUAL 1: "My goodness, Intellectual 2, I dare say that, despite having immaculately worded definitions, the examples UrbanDictionary endorses often seem contrived in nature, unnecessarily abrupt, and leave one with a dearth of expounding information via general scenario, anecdote, or lexicon."

INTELLECTUAL 2: "Hear Hear, Intellectual 1! I ... OH! Gracious, is that an earthquake!?!? ... DISASTERBATE!"

Disasterbate by barfcake November 15, 2011

Disasterbate 

When, after unsuccessfully attempting to pick up at the bar (or elsewhere), one returns home to masturbate... Generally while sobbing.

"I was chatting up this totally hot yoga instructor all night when she decides to mention that she has a boyfriend... So I basically had no choice but to head home alone and disasterbate."

Disasterbate by djwendo March 21, 2010

disasterbate 

To direct more coverage at a disaster than is appropriate or necessary, in an attempt to gain viewers.

Man, FOX News sure disasterbated 9/11 for all it was worth.

disasterbate by eric January 4, 2005

Disasterbate 

To masturbate but fail in the end.

I was cumming to My Little Pony when Dead horses showed up in my mind. Fucking Disasterbated.

Disasterbate by mustarddick August 29, 2011

Disasterbate 

The act of masturbating during a natural disaster.

Instead of panicking during the earthquake, Billy just disasterbated.

Disasterbate by aarby March 7, 2010

disasterbate 

To masturbate so furiously that one's penis explodes.

- OMFG! He disasterbated himself!
- One time, at band camp, I disasterbated so hard that...

disasterbate by Blandon Heat May 30, 2004