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Dirty lyndsey 

No such thing; a myth

That girl Lyndsey showers 3 times a day; but I think she's in there practicing her master baiting technique for fishing season.
No such thing as a dirty Lyndsey. She's as fresh as a bar of zest.
Dirty lyndsey by LoVeisaWarZone April 8, 2023
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dirty lyndsay 

There is no such thing as a Dirty Lyndsay. They are all very clean, wonderful humans. Marry her.
dirty lyndsay by KingThem December 4, 2020

dirty lindsey

A girl who pulls out her viagina and rubs it on every public bench she can find to get horny.
Paul: Where's Kathleen?
Pedro: I got rid of the crazy bitch, she started to Dirty Lindsey in the park.
dirty lindsey by Wasstfjwbqq August 15, 2017

dirty lynsey 

when you put your pinky in a girls asshole and spit on their face.
he tried to pull a dirty lynsey on me, and i let him.
dirty lynsey by randoasfucc April 15, 2020

Dirty Lindseylee 

When a man cums inside a gorgeous redheads mouth , she spits it out into his asshole and inserts a buttplug.
“Hey man, did you see that gorgeous redhead over there?”
Yeah! She gave me the Ol Dirty Lindseylee last week!”
Dirty Lindseylee by James jackle September 19, 2020

Dirty Lindsey

When goods (breakfast burritos, misc drugs, booze, power tools, etc) or services (lawn mowing, furniture moving, shoveling etc) are exchanged for sexual favors enjoyed by both parties. It’s sexy, everyone is a winner, but it does require an act of service prior to any sexual activity.
I asked Dan over for a dirty Lindsey last night, he came over and mowed my lawn and then I gladly gave him a blowjob of appreciation. I think we both had a great time and an enjoyable evening. . Plus my yard looks amazing !
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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