Dirty lis
A dirty lis is when a lizard eating backstreet Asian midget spits into the maggot infested anus of a filthy used Russian prostitute while they both chug vodka.
Dirty lis by Alantitmangle April 18, 2020
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Dirty Lisa
The most down to earth, spiritually connected, easygoing person on the planet. Until she’s had enough. Then she turns from ‘Lisa’ to ‘DIRTY LISA’ and people should run for their lives.
Dirty Lisa by Momma Pasta December 8, 2018
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Dirty Lisa
When you have period sex and she gets blood on her fingers and puts two stripes under your eyes and shouts 'hut hut'
Dirty Lisa by joeysgame September 7, 2021
dirty list
This is a list of people who are so called "dirty". Dirty can be qualified as a multitude of qualities. For example a dirty person is someone that after you looked at them you want to go home and take a shower. You just don't want to be around them, and in many cases dirty people are also very annoying and tronish. I do not want to name names, but you know who is on it.
Steve asked me for my homework, but i did not give it to him because he is dirty and he would make the paper nasty.
I saw seth this morning, i just wanted to run into my house and take a shower because is so dirty.
I saw seth this morning, i just wanted to run into my house and take a shower because is so dirty.
dirty list by P-tone October 31, 2004
Dirty Lisha
Dirty Lisha is funny kind caring person but she also is a freak and loves to have fun. She knows how to have a good time.
Dirty Lisha by Alisha Rodriguez September 10, 2021
dirty lise
dirty lise by JulLeBoss June 6, 2020
dirty Lissa
dirty Lissa by anonymous May 31, 2023
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