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Dirty Joanne 

When you go down on a lady but instead of using your mouth on the vaginal area you rub your face (from forehead to chin) repetitively. Once climax is achieved (and it'll be quick) the giver then proceeds to wipe their face with their hand and lick the excess residue off in a cat like fashion.
The first time Adam gave me the Dirty Joanne I was skeptical...but now it's the only way I climax!

Sally knew Diane was cool beans when she busted out the Dirty Joanne on the first date. They're planning a fall wedding!!!
Dirty Joanne by Robert Chadwick July 26, 2019
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Dirty joanne 

A woman who’s from Liverpool and digs at her dildos to change the battery’s

dirty joanne 

when you queif in a beer bottle and then start to dildo your self with the smell still in side and scream hard and take it raw. Then proceed to throw up all over your partners chest.
damn i just got a dirty joanne last night it was gross!

Dirty joanna 

A fine ass female who thinks that things always go her way when it comes to sexual intercourse with a female
“Babe why you acting like a dirty joanna
Dirty joanna by PanNonbinary1 September 13, 2021

Dirty Johannes 

Used to reference a penis loving goddess who enjoys sexual play with things most people find repulsive. Someone called a “dirty jo” for short has an extreme poop fetish, and they are extremely fascinated with the anatomy of the large intestine as well as the contents of the fecal matter that they ask their sexual partners to excrete onto their feet. They’re also quite funny.
Look at that Dirty Johannes over there ... I bet there’s poop on their toes right now.

Dirty Joanna 

When a girl gives a blowjob with a mouth full of linguine while the man shoves a sausage up his ass screaming "That's a spicy meatball!"
"That dirty Joanna was so intense last night I can barely walk!"
Dirty Joanna by StaciaJones September 22, 2021

dirty joanna 

When your girlfriend is making dinner and she calls you so she can give you head and have intercourse on the counter
Dude I got a dirty Joanna last night from my wife and it was incredible
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