Dirty Willis

A variation on the classic Dirty Sanchez. During anal sex, the man takes his penis out of his partners ass and rubs it on his or her chin, creating a lame goatee.

After I gave her a Dirty Willis she looked like a relief pitcher for the Chicago Cubs.

Dirty Willis by JCarino June 11, 2006

Dirty Joe Willis 

When you pin a female up against your wardrobe and subsequently snap your banjo in two, forcing the female to retreat to your hairless older brother.

"Hey Geoff! Why are you in pain?"
"I just gave Gina a Dirty Joe Willis last night!"
"Damn dude, you better get that seen to."

Dirty Joe Willis by Jack Willa October 21, 2020

Dirty William 

A winter specific act; the person grabs an icicle from outside and uses it as a dildo until it melts. This continues until the person's insides are frost bitten.

My boyfriend Steve wanted to watch me give myself a Dirty William, and turns out it is awesome

Dirty William by EdgyMeemStar May 21, 2019

Dirty William Parsons 

The act of taking a leviathan telescope (54 feet in length) up the ass, so the person on the other end can get an in depth view.

Person 1: Did you hear Max did a Dirty William Parsons with John last night? John swore he could make out planets
Person 2: Wow, wanna do it tonight?

Dirty William Parsons by BigDog92 May 12, 2021

Dirty William 

When a guy cums in a girls mouth after aggressive oral then a 1-2 minute makeout session then he eats her out

Guy 1: I want her do do a Dirty William

Guy 2: make sure to hit the gspot

Dirty William by Shlong licker December 5, 2020

Dirty Williams 

When a man places beer straight into his rectum (through either a beer bottle, funnel, etc.), stands up, and has the beer drank straight out of his anus by his partner.

Advanced Move: Perform the Dirty Williams with a modified reach-around, treating the penis like a olde timey water well pump and allowing the release of beer upon each individual pump.

Jason was walking pretty funny last night. He must have received a skilled Dirty Williams.

Dirty Williams by whitechocolate69 April 28, 2011

Dirty William Dripfoe 

When a boy breaks 6 of his ribs to suck his own dick while his mother cooks chimichanga on his deformed back.

-Jimmy did a Dirty William Dripfoe last night! He's in the hospital.

Dirty William Dripfoe by Cachopolla April 16, 2022