Dirty Willis
A variation on the classic Dirty Sanchez. During anal sex, the man takes his penis out of his partners ass and rubs it on his or her chin, creating a lame goatee.
Dirty Willis by JCarino June 11, 2006
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Dirty Joe Willis
When you pin a female up against your wardrobe and subsequently snap your banjo in two, forcing the female to retreat to your hairless older brother.
"Hey Geoff! Why are you in pain?"
"I just gave Gina a Dirty Joe Willis last night!"
"Damn dude, you better get that seen to."
"I just gave Gina a Dirty Joe Willis last night!"
"Damn dude, you better get that seen to."
Dirty Joe Willis by Jack Willa October 21, 2020
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Dirty William
A winter specific act; the person grabs an icicle from outside and uses it as a dildo until it melts. This continues until the person's insides are frost bitten.
Dirty William by EdgyMeemStar May 21, 2019
Dirty William Parsons
The act of taking a leviathan telescope (54 feet in length) up the ass, so the person on the other end can get an in depth view.
Person 1: Did you hear Max did a Dirty William Parsons with John last night? John swore he could make out planets
Person 2: Wow, wanna do it tonight?
Person 2: Wow, wanna do it tonight?
Dirty William Parsons by BigDog92 May 12, 2021
Dirty William
When a guy cums in a girls mouth after aggressive oral then a 1-2 minute makeout session then he eats her out
Dirty William by Shlong licker December 5, 2020
Dirty Williams
When a man places beer straight into his rectum (through either a beer bottle, funnel, etc.), stands up, and has the beer drank straight out of his anus by his partner.
Advanced Move: Perform the Dirty Williams with a modified reach-around, treating the penis like a olde timey water well pump and allowing the release of beer upon each individual pump.
Advanced Move: Perform the Dirty Williams with a modified reach-around, treating the penis like a olde timey water well pump and allowing the release of beer upon each individual pump.
Dirty Williams by whitechocolate69 April 28, 2011
Dirty William Dripfoe
When a boy breaks 6 of his ribs to suck his own dick while his mother cooks chimichanga on his deformed back.
Dirty William Dripfoe by Cachopolla April 16, 2022
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