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A winter specific act; the person grabs an icicle from outside and uses it as a dildo until it melts. This continues until the person's insides are frost bitten.
My boyfriend Steve wanted to watch me give myself a Dirty William, and turns out it is awesome
by EdgyMeemStar May 21, 2019
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The moment when you are having sex with your sister, and you tell her that she is as tight as your mother, and her responding with "That's what dad says."
Hey Bubba, I had mu furst family square last night wit ma youngest sister.
by EdgyMeemStar February 3, 2018
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The act of taking a condom, pooping inside of it and tying it shut, and then using it for insertive pleasure. Can also be frozen for a harder feel
Melissa told me that she used a sausage schlong last night since her boyfriend is out of town.
by EdgyMeemStar January 22, 2018
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