Dirty Sabastian

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When you you dig your grimy cold fingers into Joe Bidens ass soup, put it into a cup and harden the top layer, like it's creme brûlée. Then force feed it to a low income Chinese child wile raping his father, sister, mother, uncle. Afterward you give your 11 year old brother anesthesia and while he's asleep you DIY a transgender surgery, all the while filming it and posting it on www.hairline.com

I can't believe he just dirty sabastianed that poor family

Dirty Sabastian by CancerSquad December 23, 2025

dirty sebastian

when you lick a girl in the ear and scream

with a girl in the washroom and out of nowhere you do a dirty sebastian

dirty sebastian by sabb June 18, 2015

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Dirty Sebastian

When a girl and a guy is have sex and the guys dick is so HUGE the girl passes out .

When me and this guy had sex last night he pulled a Dirty sebastian on me and i was out like a light !

Dirty Sebastian by Cbster August 29, 2020

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Dirty Sebastian

Dating multiple girls at the same time

Look at that dirty Sebastian over there! Yeah, what a doughbag!

Dirty Sebastian by UrFutureStepdad May 1, 2020

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Dirty Sebastian

When a man projectile vomits in another man's butt.

I heard that Bill was given a dirty sebastian, I wonder if it was chunky or not.

Dirty Sebastian by Envybear3473 April 2, 2024

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dirty sebastian

when you edge the male for 4 hours, edging on blue balls, then let him come all over himself.

Person 1: God I hate cumming instantly
Person 2: Yeah me too. Dirty Sebastian?
Person 1: Awesome sauce all over my bodayyyy!!!

dirty sebastian by dirtysebastian2 June 12, 2024

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Dirty Sebastion Espinas

When a big Spanish child who is a Jew loses a game of warzone and starts fingering his dog who is German. He licks the curry of indian tips and does the salsa dance on men's penises at the gay strip club.

I just lost a warzone game and am about to do do a dirty sebastion espinas.

Dirty Sebastion Espinas by Felix's Cat November 13, 2022

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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