Dirty Nance 

Its when a group of little people (at least 4) dressed as monkeys are sent to kidnap a person, tie him or her up, draw penises all over him or her, piss on him or her, and crap in his or her mouth before walking away. Its named after a monkey in the famous show "Lancelot Link Secret Chimp".

While vacationing in California, my friend was the target of a Dirty Nance causing him to walk home from the beach smelling of urine and feces.

Dirty Nance by Friday Happy Hour - Poll This May 27, 2020

dirty nanchez 

A belligerent, egocentric, cunt with an elitist complex. A derivative of a succubus, the dirty nanchez or big fizz is spawned from Satan himself. She has no friends but remains petulant to the few that have the reccesive trait to stand her company. The only known way to escape this foul creature is to dump a pound of her flesh in battery acid and set it aflame.

The dirty nanchez has sucked another soul out of another innocent boy.

dirty nanchez by The Big Fizz February 10, 2009

Dirty Nancy 

When you drunkenly fuck a slut in every hole possible and then after she falls asleep you sleep walk over to your friends bed and piss on them. Generally applies to a hotel/vacation home.

Jim's bachelor party in Atlantic city was a fucking blast! Too bed Ryan pulled a dirty nancy on jeff and bach..

Dirty Nancy by Thebachelor September 24, 2013

Dirty Nancy 

When you are trying to bone a washed up hagrid crusty old chick and before you can insert your dick the stench and visual of her punched lasagna looking pussy causes you to lose your erection and throw up a small amount in your mouth.

I was at the pub last night and tried to take home a chick but all that happened was I got a dirty nancy

Dirty Nancy by Lasagna puncher May 6, 2022

Dirty Nancy 

A drink that Carly Nadler likes.

Yo, I just made you a Dirty Nancy

Dirty Nancy by whysopi May 24, 2020

Dirty Nancy 

A threesome involving two guys and and a young, innocent virgin 18 year old for a pornographic film.

I can't get off to anything less than Dirty Nancy

Dirty Nancy by wigglex4yeah November 30, 2011

Dirty Nancy 

Sneaking into the bathroom while someone is showering, and taking a horrendous smelling shit.

Jessica was taking too long in the shower, and my coffee really kicked in this morning so I gave her a Dirty Nancy. It was awful. She started gagging.

Dirty Nancy by Beerisgasoline August 24, 2018