Dirty Nance

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Its when a group of little people (at least 4) dressed as monkeys are sent to kidnap a person, tie him or her up, draw penises all over him or her, piss on him or her, and crap in his or her mouth before walking away. Its named after a monkey in the famous show "Lancelot Link Secret Chimp".

While vacationing in California, my friend was the target of a Dirty Nance causing him to walk home from the beach smelling of urine and feces.

Dirty Nance by Friday Happy Hour - Poll This May 27, 2020

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dirty nanchez

A belligerent, egocentric, cunt with an elitist complex. A derivative of a succubus, the dirty nanchez or big fizz is spawned from Satan himself. She has no friends but remains petulant to the few that have the reccesive trait to stand her company. The only known way to escape this foul creature is to dump a pound of her flesh in battery acid and set it aflame.

The dirty nanchez has sucked another soul out of another innocent boy.

dirty nanchez by The Big Fizz February 10, 2009

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Dirty Nancy

When you drunkenly fuck a slut in every hole possible and then after she falls asleep you sleep walk over to your friends bed and piss on them. Generally applies to a hotel/vacation home.

Jim's bachelor party in Atlantic city was a fucking blast! Too bed Ryan pulled a dirty nancy on jeff and bach..

Dirty Nancy by Thebachelor September 24, 2013

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Dirty Nancy

When you are trying to bone a washed up hagrid crusty old chick and before you can insert your dick the stench and visual of her punched lasagna looking pussy causes you to lose your erection and throw up a small amount in your mouth.

I was at the pub last night and tried to take home a chick but all that happened was I got a dirty nancy

Dirty Nancy by Lasagna puncher May 6, 2022

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Dirty Nancy

A drink that Carly Nadler likes.

Yo, I just made you a Dirty Nancy

Dirty Nancy by whysopi May 24, 2020

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Dirty Nancy

A threesome involving two guys and and a young, innocent virgin 18 year old for a pornographic film.

I can't get off to anything less than Dirty Nancy

Dirty Nancy by wigglex4yeah November 30, 2011

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Dirty Nancy

Sneaking into the bathroom while someone is showering, and taking a horrendous smelling shit.

Jessica was taking too long in the shower, and my coffee really kicked in this morning so I gave her a Dirty Nancy. It was awful. She started gagging.

Dirty Nancy by Beerisgasoline August 24, 2018

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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