Nadler

To walk slowly and carefully to the nearest exit when one has sharted in his/her pants.

Omar pulled a nadler while waiting in the cafeteria line when he realized what had happened.

by Words4Days September 25, 2020

Nadler

To shit one's own pants. Usually followed by awkwardly shuffling away.

Are we just going to ignore the fact that he Nadlered his pants in the middle of a press conference?

by lock_her_up September 25, 2020

Nadler

A Nadler is the act of shitting yourself while being filmed by television news cameras. The past tense verb form is Nadlerd.

I just Nadlerd myself while being interviewed by Don Lemmon on CNN.

by A. Payne Diaz September 27, 2020

nadler

A nadler is the big full space created when a fat man sits down which is very visible below the belly button line to the crotch.

Look at the nadler on that guy. His pants are going to split right at the bottom of his stomach from the giant nadler of his.

by Peter Taystor May 09, 2021

nadler

To lose control of your bowels in a public setting. To soil oneself.

When the fireworks detonated prematurely, John had a "Nadler" in front of the entire delegation.

by demblock September 28, 2020

nadler

To lose control of your bowels in a public setting. To soil oneself.

When the fireworks detonated prematurely, John had a "Nadler" in front of the entire delegation.

by demblock September 28, 2020

Nadler Waddle

This technique is used to escape any awkward situation.

Made famous by Jerry Nadler defecating his pants live on TV and inventing tus technique live on the spot. Truly impressive.

To successfully implement the "Nadler Waddle", you simply straighten your back as if you don't have a spine but only metal rod for a backbone, you continue by clenching your ass cheeks closed as if your life depends on it, (diaper pun intended,) and take very small steps to the side as not to reveal the back of your body to the person or camera you are trying to implement the technique on.

Bro I told you not to eat Chinese food before you get on stage.

I know, but luckily when shit myself I did the Nadler Waddle and got off stage without anybody noticing.

Bro, everyone noticed.

Yeah, it's not a good technique.

by Odd_James December 26, 2020