2 definitions by Lasagna puncher
A dirty Anna. Wile a young strawberry blond woman vigorously performs a hand job, just at the point of climax you squeeze a bottle of hot mustard in her face causing her to scrunch up her face and tear up. Also known and a bratwurst handjob or Johnsonville facial.
I was at the pub last night and I totally got a handy in the bathroom with one of the servers so I gave her a dirty anna
by Lasagna puncher May 11, 2022
When you are trying to bone a washed up hagrid crusty old chick and before you can insert your dick the stench and visual of her punched lasagna looking pussy causes you to lose your erection and throw up a small amount in your mouth.
I was at the pub last night and tried to take home a chick but all that happened was I got a dirty nancy
by Lasagna puncher May 6, 2022