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Dirty Myran 

When you shove your hand up someone's butt and work their mouth like a puppet.
I just saw Jo give Billy a Dirty Myran!
Dirty Myran by TeamKTE June 5, 2020
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Dirty Moranchez 

A term used to describe the act of taking your wife/girlfriend from behind and as she is begging for it harder and faster, you accidentally pull out too far and enter her anus rough and unexpectedly causing her to cry in excruciating pain then asking her if she is ok to continue so you can finish.
Last night I was banging the ole lady and things got a little out of control and I totally pulled a Dirty Moranchez her!
Dirty Moranchez by RawDawg36 February 11, 2013

Dirty Myranda 

When you tell a man you are going to have sex with him for money but rob him instead
Damn that bitch on meet me gave me a dirty myranda... better luck next time
Dirty Myranda by XxderriksxX April 9, 2020

Dirty Miranda 

Ejaculating in the hair of your lover whilst
they masturbate.
"I totally was going to go to sleep after work last night, but my girlfriend woke me up and told me to give her a dirty Miranda."
Dirty Miranda by N.X. February 1, 2008

dirty moranchez 

Get head from a girl whose mouth is filled with warm nacho cheese (has to be from 7/11). As she blows you, you crunch the nacho chips into her hair and over her body.
"Oh man, you won't believe what I did after my shift at 7/11 last night, i totally dirty moranchezed that chick."

Dirty Moranchez 

You eat a bucket of chicken beforehand and you shit on the girls arm while jacking off. Then you blow your load on the girls arm atop the shit and then you get out your kit and sprinkle cocaine on the shit and cum. Then she takes a pixie stick straw and you make her snort the cocaine and cum should go through her nostril as well.
i gave a "dirty moranchez" to this one girl in bed and she said it was the most interesting thing she'd ever done
Dirty Moranchez by Juan Moranchez August 19, 2006

Dirty Maranda 

A girl who keeps it clean while dating but let's it all go when in a relationship ....
I would have never guessed dirty Maranda would have been up for this she doesn't even sext...
Dirty Maranda by Mulroara June 8, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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