A term used to describe the act of taking your wife/girlfriend from behind and as she is begging for it harder and faster, you accidentally pull out too far and enter her anus rough and unexpectedly causing her to cry in excruciating pain then asking her if she is ok to continue so you can finish.
Last night I was banging the ole lady and things got a little out of control and I totally pulled a Dirty Moranchez her!
Get head from a girl whose mouth is filled with warm nacho cheese (has to be from 7/11). As she blows you, you crunch the nacho chips into her hair and over her body.
"Oh man, you won't believe what I did after my shift at 7/11 last night, i totally dirty moranchezed that chick."
You eat a bucket of chicken beforehand and you shit on the girls arm while jacking off. Then you blow your load on the girls arm atop the shit and then you get out your kit and sprinkle cocaine on the shit and cum. Then she takes a pixie stick straw and you make her snort the cocaine and cum should go through her nostril as well.
i gave a "dirty moranchez" to this one girl in bed and she said it was the most interesting thing she'd ever done
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!