Dirty Morty

The act of dislocating your entire body into a pile of goo and slipping into someones anus.

Oh fuck I tried a Dirty Morty last night it was amazing

by Sparkling boi April 2, 2020

Dirty Monty

Drink one beer with a spoon of tabasco as fast as you can

A: I just did a dirty monty
B: wtf. are you ok?

by Luke from Leoben September 28, 2023

dirty martyn

A man who looks innocent, but is a sex god without the need to brag about it!

He turned out to be a real dirty Martyn in bed!

by Sticky Micky February 23, 2020

Dirty Marty

When you get shit faced on rum and Diet Coke then bust a load on the toilet seat only to get your ass hairs stuck on the seat the next morning

Wow I can’t believe my dad did a Dirty Marty yesterday.

by @prefontaine_v1 May 8, 2020

Dirty Martyna

Someone who is obsessed with drugs, alcohol and food. She’s the friend no one considers ever their best friend and she just sits in her room and eat and cry all day.

Wow you really have been a Dirty Martyna lately.

by slutty_cow May 2, 2020

Dirty Monty

When you encounter that older guy that gives off a creepy vibe and after a conversation you realize he probably just want to brush your hair or give your nasty feet a pedicure while you take a bubble bath

I quickly put my child in the car when he gave me the "Dirty Monty" vibe but after helping jump my car, I shared my hairbrush and earned the title Uncle Monty

by elsbeth May 1, 2022

dirty marty

a cocktail requiring ice made during tailgating when bathroom facilities are limited ie. ability to wash hands

Upon returning from the porta john Marty asks "Whose ready for a Dirty Marty?"

by Dana Goheen June 29, 2007