Dirty Morty 

The act of dislocating your entire body into a pile of goo and slipping into someones anus.

Oh fuck I tried a Dirty Morty last night it was amazing

Dirty Morty by Sparkling boi April 2, 2020

Dirty Monty 

Drink one beer with a spoon of tabasco as fast as you can

A: I just did a dirty monty
B: wtf. are you ok?

Dirty Monty by Luke from Leoben September 28, 2023

dirty martyn 

A man who looks innocent, but is a sex god without the need to brag about it!

He turned out to be a real dirty Martyn in bed!

dirty martyn by Sticky Micky February 23, 2020

Dirty Marty 

When you get shit faced on rum and Diet Coke then bust a load on the toilet seat only to get your ass hairs stuck on the seat the next morning

Wow I can’t believe my dad did a Dirty Marty yesterday.

Dirty Marty by @prefontaine_v1 May 8, 2020

Dirty Martyna

Someone who is obsessed with drugs, alcohol and food. She’s the friend no one considers ever their best friend and she just sits in her room and eat and cry all day.

Wow you really have been a Dirty Martyna lately.

Dirty Martyna by slutty_cow May 2, 2020

Dirty Monty 

When you encounter that older guy that gives off a creepy vibe and after a conversation you realize he probably just want to brush your hair or give your nasty feet a pedicure while you take a bubble bath

I quickly put my child in the car when he gave me the "Dirty Monty" vibe but after helping jump my car, I shared my hairbrush and earned the title Uncle Monty

Dirty Monty by elsbeth May 1, 2022

dirty marty 

a cocktail requiring ice made during tailgating when bathroom facilities are limited ie. ability to wash hands

Upon returning from the porta john Marty asks "Whose ready for a Dirty Marty?"

dirty marty by Dana Goheen June 29, 2007