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Dirty Monty 

Drink one beer with a spoon of tabasco as fast as you can
A: I just did a dirty monty
B: wtf. are you ok?
Dirty Monty by Luke from Leoben September 28, 2023

dirty martyn 

A man who looks innocent, but is a sex god without the need to brag about it!
He turned out to be a real dirty Martyn in bed!
dirty martyn by Sticky Micky February 23, 2020

Dirty Marty 

When you get shit faced on rum and Diet Coke then bust a load on the toilet seat only to get your ass hairs stuck on the seat the next morning
Wow I can’t believe my dad did a Dirty Marty yesterday.

Dirty Martyna

Someone who is obsessed with drugs, alcohol and food. She’s the friend no one considers ever their best friend and she just sits in her room and eat and cry all day.
Wow you really have been a Dirty Martyna lately.
Dirty Martyna by slutty_cow May 2, 2020

Dirty Monty 

When you encounter that older guy that gives off a creepy vibe and after a conversation you realize he probably just want to brush your hair or give your nasty feet a pedicure while you take a bubble bath
I quickly put my child in the car when he gave me the "Dirty Monty" vibe but after helping jump my car, I shared my hairbrush and earned the title Uncle Monty
Dirty Monty by elsbeth May 1, 2022

dirty marty 

a cocktail requiring ice made during tailgating when bathroom facilities are limited ie. ability to wash hands
Upon returning from the porta john Marty asks "Whose ready for a Dirty Marty?"
dirty marty by Dana Goheen June 29, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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