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Definitions by elsbeth

Dirty Theodore 

When he takes her to meet his family then ditches her there.
Thank God that assholes family is more solid than him or that dirty Theodore he pulled could have been seriously awkward!
Dirty Theodore by elsbeth May 29, 2022

dirty christiansen 

When having sex with a viking goddess ends abruptly after she finishes before he does. Leaving him no choice but to finish himself off resulting in cum on his hand which he then unintentionally wipes across his chin.
I never saw a man gag so dramatically as that one I pulled a dirty Christiansen on. Even after I told him how good it was for his skin!

Dirty Monty 

When you encounter that older guy that gives off a creepy vibe and after a conversation you realize he probably just want to brush your hair or give your nasty feet a pedicure while you take a bubble bath
I quickly put my child in the car when he gave me the "Dirty Monty" vibe but after helping jump my car, I shared my hairbrush and earned the title Uncle Monty
Dirty Monty by elsbeth May 1, 2022
When a guy invites a woman over for sex but then proceeds to pursue pointless projects around his house all night instead.
I shaved my legs for that bad dog and he just ignored me and fell asleep.
Bad Dog by elsbeth April 30, 2022

General Chen 

When a Navy veteran insists on using vasoline and surgical gloves to play doctor.
He seemed like such an upstanding citizen until he took me home for a General Chen.
General Chen by elsbeth April 30, 2022

Sloppy Chicken

When he invite her over for a booty call and then continues to pursue pointless projects all night instead.
I shaved my legs and everything but he turned out to be a sloppy chicken!
Sloppy Chicken by elsbeth March 30, 2022

Dirty Vlad 

When a guy asks a girl what her safe word is, then fears for his own safety and refuses to have sex with her.
I thought the night was gonna be lit when he asked me about a safe word but he pulled a dirty Vlad. Nobody likes a tease!
Dirty Vlad by elsbeth March 15, 2022