elsbeth's definitions
When you encounter that older guy that gives off a creepy vibe and after a conversation you realize he probably just want to brush your hair or give your nasty feet a pedicure while you take a bubble bath
I quickly put my child in the car when he gave me the "Dirty Monty" vibe but after helping jump my car, I shared my hairbrush and earned the title Uncle Monty
by elsbeth May 1, 2022
Get the Dirty Montymug. Thank God that assholes family is more solid than him or that dirty Theodore he pulled could have been seriously awkward!
by elsbeth May 29, 2022
Get the Dirty Theodoremug. When having sex with a viking goddess ends abruptly after she finishes before he does. Leaving him no choice but to finish himself off resulting in cum on his hand which he then unintentionally wipes across his chin.
I never saw a man gag so dramatically as that one I pulled a dirty Christiansen on. Even after I told him how good it was for his skin!
by elsbeth May 8, 2022
Get the dirty christiansenmug. When he invite her over for a booty call and then continues to pursue pointless projects all night instead.
by elsbeth March 30, 2022
Get the Sloppy Chickenmug. When a guy invites a woman over for sex but then proceeds to pursue pointless projects around his house all night instead.
by elsbeth April 30, 2022
Get the Bad Dogmug. When a guy asks a girl what her safe word is, then fears for his own safety and refuses to have sex with her.
I thought the night was gonna be lit when he asked me about a safe word but he pulled a dirty Vlad. Nobody likes a tease!
by elsbeth March 15, 2022
Get the Dirty Vladmug. When he pulls her s dick out and sees she made it bloody causing him to freaks out and runs to the bathroom dripping a trail of blood the entire way
That's asshole pulled a dirty shaggy on my brand new white carpet and now I have to call Stanley Steamers to come clean up.
by elsbeth January 8, 2022
Get the Dirty Shaggymug.