Definitions by elsbeth
dirty christiansen
When having sex with a viking goddess ends abruptly after she finishes before he does. Leaving him no choice but to finish himself off resulting in cum on his hand which he then unintentionally wipes across his chin.
I never saw a man gag so dramatically as that one I pulled a dirty Christiansen on. Even after I told him how good it was for his skin!
dirty christiansen by elsbeth May 8, 2022
Dirty Monty
When you encounter that older guy that gives off a creepy vibe and after a conversation you realize he probably just want to brush your hair or give your nasty feet a pedicure while you take a bubble bath
I quickly put my child in the car when he gave me the "Dirty Monty" vibe but after helping jump my car, I shared my hairbrush and earned the title Uncle Monty
Dirty Monty by elsbeth May 1, 2022
General Chen
General Chen by elsbeth April 30, 2022
Sloppy Chicken
When he invite her over for a booty call and then continues to pursue pointless projects all night instead.
Sloppy Chicken by elsbeth March 30, 2022