11 definitions by elsbeth
When a guy invites a woman over for sex but then proceeds to pursue pointless projects around his house all night instead.
by elsbeth April 30, 2022
When he invite her over for a booty call and then continues to pursue pointless projects all night instead.
by elsbeth March 31, 2022
by elsbeth April 15, 2014
When he pulls her s dick out and sees she made it bloody causing him to freaks out and runs to the bathroom dripping a trail of blood the entire way
That's asshole pulled a dirty shaggy on my brand new white carpet and now I have to call Stanley Steamers to come clean up.
by elsbeth January 9, 2022
When you encounter that older guy that gives off a creepy vibe and after a conversation you realize he probably just want to brush your hair or give your nasty feet a pedicure while you take a bubble bath
I quickly put my child in the car when he gave me the "Dirty Monty" vibe but after helping jump my car, I shared my hairbrush and earned the title Uncle Monty
by elsbeth May 2, 2022
Thank God that assholes family is more solid than him or that dirty Theodore he pulled could have been seriously awkward!
by elsbeth May 29, 2022
The cylindrical cardboard center of the roll of toilet paper, so called because if you put it to your lips and make a sound like a trumpet, you say "dut-dut dut-dut."
Be sure to throw away the dut dut when you put the new roll of toilet paper on. Also, we needed to bring a bunch of dut duts to school to make an art project.
by elsbeth January 24, 2007