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Dirty Mil 

Juiceboxxx: Yo Leon wake the fuck up!

Leon: Juiceboxxx?

JB: Yeah dude I'm in fucking Joke Park! I got to get outta here!

Leon: Where you gotta go?

JB: Dude I need to go to a town with records, I got an in-store, we gotta leave pronto lickety split back to the Dirty Mil!
Dirty Mil by Tim0 June 8, 2009
Words you can keep

dirty mila 

a dirty mila is sex in every position and places where the top destroys the bottom, rough,dirty but still respectful, the top/dom doesn’t really care how it feels by them as long as the bottom/sub likes it
,,hey wanna do dirty mila‘‘
,,yeah, lets go to the church and do it there‘‘
dirty mila by akkxnsörn September 6, 2021

dirty mile 

When you have a gang bang and swollow so much cum you get the shits and run down the road for a mile screaming this is the dirty mile whilst shitting out gallons of baby juice.
Did you hear about Jennifer last night she had a gang band and proceeded to do the dirty mile!
dirty mile by Meowsy777 April 2, 2020

Dirty Milkmaid 

A man kneels on his hands and knees, pushing his penis and testicles between his legs. All the while, his sexual counterpart kneels behind him, performs analingus and masturbates the tucked, downward-pointing penis. The masturbatory act looks similar to that of a milkmaid milking a cow's udders.

This act differs from that of a Rusty Trombone, in that the masturbatory act of the Rusty Trombone is a "reach-around" with a back-and-forth jerking motion with the pleasure-getter remaining standing; a Dirty Milkmaid's participant is kneeling and the hand manipulation is between the legs, using an up/down motion.
You might as well call me Bessie the Cow, because that filthy whore gave me a Dirty Milkmaid.

While I knew she could play a skin-flute, I had no idea she was also a Dirty Milkmaid.

That girl must work on a farm, because not only did she she tounge-dive my dirt-pipe, but she gave me a Dirty Milkmaid.
Dirty Milkmaid by West Coast Buckeye December 25, 2011

Dirty Milkman 

Giving a bj to someone who has a cookie in his ass. After the "milkman" delivers the "milk" (jizz) he pops the ass cookie into the milker's mouth and yells DING DONG SPECIAL DELIVERY!
Hey, baby. I be your Dirty Milkman. I got a cookie for ya if you can help me make some milk.

dirty milly

when you pin her down on her front then wrap both hands around her throat while hitting it from behind calling her a good girl.
You know that girl? I gave her a dirty milly last night and now she can’t walk
dirty milly by my gggggg April 29, 2020

Dirty milo 

The act of taking such a smelly shit in the polling station in Wexford that the kids all run out of the place crying and Karen gets a banger of a Facebook post out of it
I just done a dirty milo in the polling station

All the kids eyebrows will probably burn off
Dirty milo by Dramaticdaph420 March 29, 2020
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