greasy, slippery, fun loving, 30+ yrs of age who dresses like a metrosexualtween. (often seen in holister garb). Of questionable Mexican heritage. Although fond of tequila, crack and puck bunnies...has discerning taste when it comes to beer burglers
q: "See that dirty old dude checkin out the sales girl at Holister?
A: Yeah...What a dirty mexican (aka poncho)
A: Agreed...such a Poncho
When a horny guy has no other choice but to remove his female partners tampon before they engage in sexual intercourse. (you do not actually have to be mexican)
"the dirty mexican"
Chancho: so do you want me to pull it out?
Babycakes: I'm not gonna do it!
Chancho: ugghhh... Ok... I guess...
Chancho: *pulls the tampon out*
¡¡MUCHO SEXO!!
Babycakes: you dirty Mexican!
that blanket someone gives you when you're staying over their house on short notice. it's usually smelly, itchy and looks like someone bought it at a garage sale for $2. in most cases you'd rather use your sweatshirt as a blanket and freeze to death before cuddling with this rag
friend: "here's a pillow and blanket dude" *pulls nasty blanket out of closet*
you: "thanks man" *throws blanket on the other side of the room after first touch* "no way am I sleeping with a dirty mexican cum blanket..."
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texaswill vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.