Dirty Mal

A Dirty Mal is when you get cocky in a group of friend and think you have main character energy, insult the tough quiet guy and end up eating fresh dogshit wearing your mothers favourite summer dress.

Did you hear Chad called Mal a weak cunt?

Yeah, pulled a full Dirty Mal on him the next day at the park! Chad won’t do that again.

by HangryGorilla July 29, 2025

the Dirty Malnove

When you stuff your balls into a girls ass then proceed to masturbate onto their back.

Monty gave Shan the Dirty Malnove at work.

by Manglove January 24, 2011

Dirty Maldanado

Rubbing your sweaty gooch on the face of a guy during Gay sex.

Raymond Maldanado gave his signature "Dirty Maldanado" To a Male Striper.

by Suhav j October 17, 2008

Dirty Malakai

Well Malakai is a lightskin, sexy asf, but doesn’t know how to choose the right girl. Also he DOES NOT have hoes, girls just like him.

Yo it’s Dirty Malakai with his sexy ass!

by mal brownymjkd April 16, 2020

Dirty Malokai

When you face fuck someone in such a way that your balls are constantly hitting their eyes.

I got American woman’s soccer star Alex Morgan to let me try a Dirty Malokai on her last night.

by Mistersistefister January 1, 2021

dirty malte

The deffinition of the worlds sexiest person who is also as atractive on the inside as they are to look at. A very likeable person who knows many people fairly well but only have a few real OG’s by their side.

Oh look there is dirty malte, I can’t stop looking, he is so hot.

I’m going to dirty malte later, he said there was a party with all his friends at his house.

by dirtymalte April 15, 2020

Dirty Malay

The act in which:

1: One man cums into another man's anus
2: He then excretes this ejaculation into the first man's anus while he is performing a handstand
3: The man who first took the load then sucks the excrement and semen from the 'handstand' man's anus
4: This is then regurgitated on to the same man's dick while performing a blow job.
5: The pair then swap all ejaculation, excrement, and regurgitation liquids via the mouth

6: Repeat, roles reversed.

Person 1: "Dude, what did we do last night? Damn, I need a bath!"
Person 2: "I gave you dirty malay... remember?
Person 1 : "Oh yeah, that was fun!"

by Dirty Malay January 2, 2011