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Dirty Kolton 

Taking the truffle butter formed and spreading it all over your lovers face then proceeding to lick it off
Bro I did the dirty Kolton last night with my girl
Dirty Kolton by PolishMachine May 31, 2019
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dirty kelton 

A dirty Kelton is a person who goes out Friday night and doesn’t go home will Sunday evening, as they’ve been on the hard session without any sleep
What did you do this weekend gone

Oh I did a dirty Kelton and my life is ruined
dirty kelton by The sesh king 2018 December 9, 2018

dirty kelton 

A dirty Kelton is a person who goes out on a Friday and rolls back in Sunday evening after a long time on the sesh
What are you doing this weekend

Oh I’m gonna do a dirty Kelton
dirty kelton by The sesh king 2018 December 9, 2018

Dirty Kolson 

when a man lets a girl slurp berry fanta out of his penis hole
I pulled a Dirty Kolson last night with this dude
Dirty Kolson by ellagracyn April 15, 2020

dirty kolten 

Will pound you so good that you lose all function of your legs for a long time because he did you so good
"Bro come on are you drunk? Why can't you walk straight?" "Oh sorry. My boyfriend pulled a dirty kolten last night, it was wicked"
dirty kolten by krillman December 6, 2020

dirty Koleton

Really intense cyber sex, where both men pretend to be women (primarily Fnaf cosplay).
I think Elizabeth is pulling a dirty Koleton on me.

kolten dorty 

An ugly little chicken boy... Who is also the biggest bandwagon you know.
OMG the eagles won the super bowl, I bet kolten dorty will have a Nick foles jersey.
kolten dorty by J.L. Boom February 6, 2018
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