Dirty keelan

To allow ones partner/friend/colleague to shit on your face and shit in your mouth whilst being finger in the bum by your grandma.

I need to spice up my life, going to see if I can get a dirty keelan.

by Seasonyourpasta September 2, 2021

Dirty Keelan

A dirty keelan is to allow ones partner/friend to shit in your mouth whilst being bummed by his/her grandad.

I need to spice things up a bit bro might see if he will try a dirty keelan.

by Seasonyourpasta September 2, 2021

dirty keenan

When you put your face in between your girlfriends butt crack and motor boat her cheeks

Lay down on your stomach so I can give you this dirty Keenan

by Mocha Robinson October 6, 2019

Dirty keegan

When you cum up your spouses nose

My husband gave me a dirty Keegan last night and now my nose hurts.

by Little bit more December 9, 2021

Dirty kellan

when a man kisses a other man while one is sitting in the toilet while the other pees in their chest

I just had a Dirty kellan with steven in the stalls just a minute ago

by Azoorik December 3, 2020

Dirty Kaelan

When an employee walks up to his supervisor, whips his ballsack out, then proceeds to call his supervisor a faggot for looking. Then demands a promotion or he’ll file a report against his ball gazing supervisor.

Damn dude, I got my promotion! I just had to Dirty Kaelan my boss!

by Sterlingian07 April 30, 2020

Dirty Keelen

When you use the insides of a horse to make a condom without removing the outside of the horse (plain old horse sex) followed by letting the horse and his friends ride you.

Damn did he just do a dirty keelen?

by Keelenquinn November 5, 2020