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Dirty keelan 

To allow ones partner/friend/colleague to shit on your face and shit in your mouth whilst being finger in the bum by your grandma.
I need to spice up my life, going to see if I can get a dirty keelan.
Dirty keelan by Seasonyourpasta September 2, 2021
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Dirty Keelan 

A dirty keelan is to allow ones partner/friend to shit in your mouth whilst being bummed by his/her grandad.
I need to spice things up a bit bro might see if he will try a dirty keelan.
Dirty Keelan by Seasonyourpasta September 2, 2021

dirty keenan 

When you put your face in between your girlfriends butt crack and motor boat her cheeks
Lay down on your stomach so I can give you this dirty Keenan
dirty keenan by Mocha Robinson October 6, 2019

Dirty keegan 

When you cum up your spouses nose
My husband gave me a dirty Keegan last night and now my nose hurts.
Dirty keegan by Little bit more December 9, 2021

Dirty kellan 

when a man kisses a other man while one is sitting in the toilet while the other pees in their chest
I just had a Dirty kellan with steven in the stalls just a minute ago
Dirty kellan by Azoorik December 3, 2020

Dirty Kaelan 

When an employee walks up to his supervisor, whips his ballsack out, then proceeds to call his supervisor a faggot for looking. Then demands a promotion or he’ll file a report against his ball gazing supervisor.
Damn dude, I got my promotion! I just had to Dirty Kaelan my boss!
Dirty Kaelan by Sterlingian07 April 30, 2020

Dirty Keelen 

When you use the insides of a horse to make a condom without removing the outside of the horse (plain old horse sex) followed by letting the horse and his friends ride you.
Damn did he just do a dirty keelen?
Dirty Keelen by Keelenquinn November 5, 2020
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