Dirty keelan
To allow ones partner/friend/colleague to shit on your face and shit in your mouth whilst being finger in the bum by your grandma.
Dirty keelan by Seasonyourpasta September 2, 2021
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Dirty Keelan
A dirty keelan is to allow ones partner/friend to shit in your mouth whilst being bummed by his/her grandad.
Dirty Keelan by Seasonyourpasta September 2, 2021
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