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Dirty Juicer

The act of inserting fruit into ones anus, tightening the sphincter, and expelling delicious juice to be consumed on the rocks (optional) by a loved partner
Sexy gay dude No.1: Good morning baby.
Sexy gay dude No.2: You want some breakfast juice you sexy butt fucking machine?
Sexy gay dude No.1: Only if it's your special Dirty Juicer juice
Sexy gay dude No.2: You got it babe. **Inserts fruit and squeezes**
Sexy gay dude No.2: Ready for you big guy.
Sexy gay dude No.1: Thanks, "Mmmmmmm, tangy"
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dirty juice harp 

When you tongue bang the anus, and two finger twang inside the poon-tang. All while humming a folk tune.
I’m going to give her the dirty juice harp tonight.
dirty juice harp by Redsiege February 18, 2020

dirty juice box 

Dirty Vagina
I was going to go down on her but she had a dirty juice box
dirty juice box by anonymous January 12, 2025

Dirty Grape Juice

When you put grapes on a string and insert them into someone's asshole. That person then squeezes their ass, crushing the grapes while the first person drinks the dirty grape juice.
Mike put the string in her ass and rubbed her pussy, causing her to orgasm. She then squeezed her asshole while Mike licked up the dirty grape juice.
Dirty Grape Juice by Alsex27 October 16, 2016

dirty apple juice 

when your mom catches you drinking hennessy so you tell her is dirty apple juice.
Mom: whats this in your cup? is this hennessy?
You: no, is dirty apple juice.

dirty bean juice

Dirty bean juice gets you stoked in the am.

dirty south juice 

basically sugar water. its made when you are at a restaurant and you've drank all of your beverage and they don't offer free refills. you then take your cup into the bathroom and fill it with water from the sink and mix in the sugar packets they give you for coffee. lemons can be added for extra flavor..
Josh - "man im still thirsty"

Nick - "too bad cause i aint payin for another drink"

Josh - "forget you, i'll just make some dirty south juice.."
dirty south juice by yupthatguy March 8, 2011
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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