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Dirty Janie 

A Dirty Janie is a hott chick that enjoys holding hands, getting back rubs, paranormal shows & kinky car sex. She’s cool with being a friend with benefits as long as you keep in touch with her. If you use a Dirty Janie as a booty call she will be done with you.
That Dirty Janie rode me like a professional cowgirl last night in the front seat of my car!
Dirty Janie by Sunny gurl May 18, 2019

Dirty Joanne 

When you go down on a lady but instead of using your mouth on the vaginal area you rub your face (from forehead to chin) repetitively. Once climax is achieved (and it'll be quick) the giver then proceeds to wipe their face with their hand and lick the excess residue off in a cat like fashion.
The first time Adam gave me the Dirty Joanne I was skeptical...but now it's the only way I climax!

Sally knew Diane was cool beans when she busted out the Dirty Joanne on the first date. They're planning a fall wedding!!!
Dirty Joanne by Robert Chadwick July 26, 2019

Dirty Jeanie 

A shit cunt to some, but mostly a Good Cunt.
Dirty Jeanie by Einaej February 10, 2019

dirty janiel 

A dirty Janiel is when you cook a meal and splatter it all over your fuck partners back and proceed to slide your ass back and forth your partners back like a dirty stripper on st patty's day mornin' and then eat the food together romantically as he/she eats of your ass (optional)
"Hey I'm a great cook, let's say you and me go to my place to do a dirty Janiel?"
dirty janiel by NotARobotUser April 27, 2020

Dirty joanne 

A woman who’s from Liverpool and digs at her dildos to change the battery’s

dirty joanne 

when you queif in a beer bottle and then start to dildo your self with the smell still in side and scream hard and take it raw. Then proceed to throw up all over your partners chest.
damn i just got a dirty joanne last night it was gross!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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