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Dirty Joanie 

When you're banging a 50+ year old and make him jizz in a beer can then shotgun the beer
I heard she likes to start her parties off with a good ol Dirty Joanie
Dirty Joanie by Tuggy69 June 13, 2019
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Dirty Janie 

A Dirty Janie is a hott chick that enjoys holding hands, getting back rubs, paranormal shows & kinky car sex. She’s cool with being a friend with benefits as long as you keep in touch with her. If you use a Dirty Janie as a booty call she will be done with you.
That Dirty Janie rode me like a professional cowgirl last night in the front seat of my car!
Dirty Janie by Sunny gurl May 18, 2019

Dirty Joanne 

When you go down on a lady but instead of using your mouth on the vaginal area you rub your face (from forehead to chin) repetitively. Once climax is achieved (and it'll be quick) the giver then proceeds to wipe their face with their hand and lick the excess residue off in a cat like fashion.
The first time Adam gave me the Dirty Joanne I was skeptical...but now it's the only way I climax!

Sally knew Diane was cool beans when she busted out the Dirty Joanne on the first date. They're planning a fall wedding!!!
Dirty Joanne by Robert Chadwick July 26, 2019

Dirty Jeanie 

A shit cunt to some, but mostly a Good Cunt.
Dirty Jeanie by Einaej February 10, 2019

dirty janiel 

A dirty Janiel is when you cook a meal and splatter it all over your fuck partners back and proceed to slide your ass back and forth your partners back like a dirty stripper on st patty's day mornin' and then eat the food together romantically as he/she eats of your ass (optional)
"Hey I'm a great cook, let's say you and me go to my place to do a dirty Janiel?"
dirty janiel by NotARobotUser April 27, 2020

Dirty joanne 

A woman who’s from Liverpool and digs at her dildos to change the battery’s

dirty joanne 

when you queif in a beer bottle and then start to dildo your self with the smell still in side and scream hard and take it raw. Then proceed to throw up all over your partners chest.
damn i just got a dirty joanne last night it was gross!
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