When a wild Jessie has a smallsmudge on her face because she was cleaning her yard and accidentally wiped the back of her had on her forehead and the dirt from her labour stuck
When a woman is on her hands and knees, with one guy getting her from behind and 2 guys slapping her in the face with their penis. The guys rotate until she's got all 3 guy's cum on her face.
Me and 2 of my buds gave my wife a Dirty Jessie at the Moscow party last week. Her face was covered!
A dirty Jessie happens when you trip on acid and fall in love with a shoe box, so every time you pop your back after your trip you have the temptation to fuck a shoe box named Nick.
She was down bad after the dirty Jessie she pulled last night. She couldn’t stop thrusting.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).