Dirty Jeans

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Used tissues that were used for masterbating

My mom found my dirty jeans in your room, it was quite awkward and embarrassing

Dirty Jeans by Parkour1 January 2, 2016

Words you can keep

get your dirty jeans on

When the IRA came to your door to do a kneecapping, they'd tell the person to get their dirty jeans on so they wouldn't ruin a clean pair.

IRA: Get your dirty jeans on
MAN: Shit
IRA: Looks like we're good to go.

get your dirty jeans on by CRMCI May 26, 2008

dirty jean

When you smoke alot of meth and become a drug lord / pimp that has vary bad OCD

I woke up in Mexico like I had a dirty Jean

dirty jean by Ganggangtooth May 23, 2019

Dirty Jean-Claude

When a guy cums on two buns and slaps them onto your arse so they stick before eating you out.

It was a great night after he did a dirty Jean-Claude on me

Dirty Jean-Claude by Klumsy_Moose May 3, 2022

Dirty Janset

When you give yo bitch the WORST dick of her entire damn life and then she gets up and pours tea down yo pants

I thought things were going well, but then she pulled a Dirty Janset...

Dirty Janset by NeonEverest April 18, 2020

dirty jeana

A Dirty Jeana is when you get one look at the vagina and get explosive senses of euphoria tingling throughout the body, one may become obsessed after the first look/ touch.

She took off her panties and what I saw i couldn't explain, I just knew what happened to me was a Dirty Jeana, because of the explosive senses of euphoria and from that moment I couldnt stop thinking about her vagina, its forever in my brain.

dirty jeana by BluJeanz23 October 19, 2020

dirty jeanelle

When you do double penetration because it happens in smut books all the time

The main character was in a threesome so I tried a dirty jeanelle

dirty jeanelle by Lady J as J March 8, 2023

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026