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get your dirty jeans on 

When the IRA came to your door to do a kneecapping, they'd tell the person to get their dirty jeans on so they wouldn't ruin a clean pair.
IRA: Get your dirty jeans on
MAN: Shit
IRA: Looks like we're good to go.

dirty jean

When you smoke alot of meth and become a drug lord / pimp that has vary bad OCD
I woke up in Mexico like I had a dirty Jean
dirty jean by Ganggangtooth May 23, 2019

Dirty Jean-Claude 

When a guy cums on two buns and slaps them onto your arse so they stick before eating you out.
It was a great night after he did a dirty Jean-Claude on me

Dirty Janset 

When you give yo bitch the WORST dick of her entire damn life and then she gets up and pours tea down yo pants
I thought things were going well, but then she pulled a Dirty Janset...
Dirty Janset by NeonEverest April 18, 2020

dirty jeana 

A Dirty Jeana is when you get one look at the vagina and get explosive senses of euphoria tingling throughout the body, one may become obsessed after the first look/ touch.
She took off her panties and what I saw i couldn't explain, I just knew what happened to me was a Dirty Jeana, because of the explosive senses of euphoria and from that moment I couldnt stop thinking about her vagina, its forever in my brain.
dirty jeana by BluJeanz23 October 19, 2020

dirty jeanelle 

When you do double penetration because it happens in smut books all the time
The main character was in a threesome so I tried a dirty jeanelle
dirty jeanelle by Lady J as J March 8, 2023
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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