Definitions by Klumsy_Moose

Dirty Jean-Claude 

When a guy cums on two buns and slaps them onto your arse so they stick before eating you out.

It was a great night after he did a dirty Jean-Claude on me

Dirty Jean-Claude by Klumsy_Moose May 3, 2022

criggie 

The kinda man whom smells like dandelions, has a horse that he thinks is amazing and disdain for condiments.

Can fall asleep at the drop of a hat, and spends record time in the toilet.

"Is he stuck in the toilet"? "No, he's just a criggie"

criggie by Klumsy_Moose April 12, 2017