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Dirty Janet 

A person who deceives midgets on a bed of Thin Mints.
Dirty Janet didn’t want my cookies
Dirty Janet by MamaGirlGuides May 19, 2019
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Dirty Jafet 

The guy who want you to sit on his face on the very first date, He's a rocker man but if you want he can dance the whole fucking night
"Do you want a great cunningulis call to Dirty Jafet"
Dirty Jafet by userntps November 3, 2020

Dirty Jafet 

The guy who want you to sit on his face on the very first date, He's a rocker man but if you want he can dance the whole fucking night
"Do you want a delicious cunnilingus call to Dirty Jafet"
Dirty Jafet by userntps November 3, 2020

dirty jane

When you sit on your partner's face and hold their mouth open and try to poop into it.
I was riding his face and felt like surprising him big time so I pulled a dirty Jane!
dirty jane by Geezer942 August 20, 2019

Dirty Janean

When you leave a gang bang wearing someone else's panties by mistake.
Had fun at the gang bang but couldn't find my panties so I dirty Janeaned on the way home.
Dirty Janean by Dirty Sean September 8, 2019

Dirty Janette 

A boomer snowflake who cries at any minor inconvenience to distract you from their attempts to repeatedly peg you when your back is turned until they get their own way.
She started crying uncontrollably last night when I asked her to go on top! Then she tried to peg me as I got up to leave!

Dude! She pulled a dirty Janette
Dirty Janette by jayisthename821 August 20, 2021
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