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Dirty Jake Squad 

A Dirty Jake Squad is a sexual act where, a 20oz steak with mashed potatoes and green beans are prepared and fed to the man while performing oral sex. Upon ejaculation the women then cleans the mans house and possibly prepares another steak.
He totally took me to texas road house and i gave him a dirty jake squad

Dirty Jackie 

A Dirty Jackie, is when the female takes her Pooper and rubs it up against the male's wee-wee, yet never actually lets you penetrate. This is usually used to make fun of your partner.
Guy 1: Damn that girl Sabrina, she kept pulling a Dirty Jackie on me, I wanted to fuck her so bad
Guy 2: What the hell is a Dirty Jackie
Dirty Jackie by Hot_Poonts May 5, 2020

dirty jake 

is where a girl sits on a guys face and pisses in his mouth
hey man.. ur girlfriend just told me she gave u a dirty jake
dirty jake by Paul Castro August 10, 2008

the dirty jake 

when ur banging a chick in the ass, and her asshole is so dirty it makes you vommit on her back. you then pull out and bust a nut! in the vommit and she smears it all over her body.
christian gave rits mom the dirty jake last night! she loved it, and he cleaned up after.
the dirty jake by rit roy February 19, 2005

Dirty Jake 

Dirty Jake is when you shove you’re penis in a girls vagina and pee inside of her. It can also be where they sit on you’re face and pee in you.
Holy shit, you got a dirty Jake! Lucky

Dirty Jake 

A man with a ridiculously large schlong
Dirty Jake by Big_boyo September 1, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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