Dirty Jakie 

When a girl with a vacuum tight pussy makes you cum instantly

My man, I had some Dirty Jakie last night, came in .3 seconds best .3 seconds of my life.

Dirty Jakie by Harper3000 May 5, 2020

Dirty Jake Squad 

A Dirty Jake Squad is a sexual act where, a 20oz steak with mashed potatoes and green beans are prepared and fed to the man while performing oral sex. Upon ejaculation the women then cleans the mans house and possibly prepares another steak.

He totally took me to texas road house and i gave him a dirty jake squad

Dirty Jake Squad by Not Jake squad May 20, 2019

Dirty Jackie 

A Dirty Jackie, is when the female takes her Pooper and rubs it up against the male's wee-wee, yet never actually lets you penetrate. This is usually used to make fun of your partner.

Guy 1: Damn that girl Sabrina, she kept pulling a Dirty Jackie on me, I wanted to fuck her so bad
Guy 2: What the hell is a Dirty Jackie

Dirty Jackie by Hot_Poonts May 5, 2020

dirty jake 

is where a girl sits on a guys face and pisses in his mouth

hey man.. ur girlfriend just told me she gave u a dirty jake

dirty jake by Paul Castro August 10, 2008

the dirty jake 

when ur banging a chick in the ass, and her asshole is so dirty it makes you vommit on her back. you then pull out and bust a nut! in the vommit and she smears it all over her body.

christian gave rits mom the dirty jake last night! she loved it, and he cleaned up after.

the dirty jake by rit roy February 19, 2005

Dirty Jake 

Dirty Jake is when you shove you’re penis in a girls vagina and pee inside of her. It can also be where they sit on you’re face and pee in you.

Holy shit, you got a dirty Jake! Lucky

Dirty Jake by makingtheepicDICKtionary May 10, 2020

Dirty Jake 

A man with a ridiculously large schlong

Hey man heard you were a dirty jake

Dirty Jake by Big_boyo September 1, 2020