Dirty Hugh 

When you have threadworms in your poop after pooping on live TV, so you individually pick each threadworm out of a freshly laid shit and thread them up into the woman's bumhole. You must then proceed to take the rest of the DUNG, spread the vaginal flaps and gently insert into the mynge hole. The flaps are then sealed shut with blue tack and a Christmas ribbon, before being RIPPED open on the night of a full moon (after dung marination has occurred) and a non-erect penis is SQUANCHED into the mynge and a bit of wee comes out. Salt and pepper must be added to the mix for 5 minutes to make it really delinchis, before the dung recipe is removed, compiled into a lasagne format with fresh egg lasagne sheets from Sainsburys and forcibly fed to the woman. This must be on live TV oh shuh

I gave my bitch a dirty Hugh last month and it was so delinchis, ha ha the woman

Dirty Hugh by The Womayn April 16, 2020

dirty hughes 

When you nut in a girl's eye and they go temporarily blind for 1 summer.

I heard that Nancy couldn't go to camp because Shane Dirty Hughesed her

dirty hughes by GucciFukBoiii May 16, 2016

The Dirty Hughesy

When your 30 years old and live at your Grandma's while smoking crack all day in the shed.

See that guy over there, I heard he is stuck doing The Dirty Hughesy..

The Dirty Hughesy by Skvmfvkk February 19, 2019

Dirty Hughes 

The ‘Dirty Hughes’ When you have intercourse with your hommies ex girl

For Example - Nate did the Dirty hughes on Mortikae. It made Mortikae hate him profusely

Dirty Hughes by Gusto_mountain650 April 28, 2020

Dirty Hughie 

When you go and simp over ai, and fortnite girls. Lepricauns as well

WIll: "Hes so dirty hughie"
Isaac: "He should be evil gang"

Dirty Hughie by FurtiveRider May 7, 2024

Dirty Hughes 

The art of being pummelled 12 inches deep by a Alien arm while being brutually beaten by Gavin

Hey Cheese , Can we try the dirty hughes?

Dirty Hughes by thecouncilking December 22, 2024