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Dirty Fruit

Usually a dirty fruit but it could also be in the meaning of hating one, a retarded way to call a fruit "Dirty Dan" like off of your favorite TV episode of spongebob that your quite obsessed with because you have to much time on your hands, a word that somebody is looking for out of some sort of sexuality for satisfaction, or a fun way to start a conversation of an argument with no intentions to hurt one another's feelings!
Dillon: Hey Craig
Craig: What...?
Dillon: Your a dirty fruit!
Craig:...No, your a dirty fruit!
Dirty Fruit by Mr.DirtyFruit March 27, 2009
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dirty fruit salad 

making a fruit salad with supplies from your garden. for example using dirty water, leaves and sticks.
reiley: mom look at what i made you. a dirty fruit salad!!
mom: that looks disgusting. im not eating that.

dirty frito pie 

its when you use your girl ass as a bowl and dump warm chili and fritos and cheese and eat it out her ass.
i just gave my girl a dirty frito pie and it was messy as hell ruined all my bed sheets cuz it was too hot.
dirty frito pie by Lboogie69 August 19, 2014

Dirty Fritz 

When a girl with a tracheotomy brags she doesn’t gag while giving head cuz she can still breathe through the hole in her throat. You then proceed to shove your cock all the way in and plug the hole from the inside, hence making her gag for the first time!!!
Karen said she gives the best head cuz she can suck a dick and breathe at the same time. Chad tried to give her a Dirty Fritz But his dick wasn’t long enough!
Dirty Fritz by Byshop123 May 30, 2020

Dirty fruity pebble

Duck sticking its feathers into sticky fruity pebbles and then giving a 3 women head inside of a porta potty. then the women start moaning and calling out for the other ducks to fuck.
OHHHHHHH... come here Dirty Fruity Pebbles!!!

Dirty frito 

A nasty fart after eating too much beef and tortilla chips
My wife was like damn I smell a dirty frito
Dirty frito by Big beard August 3, 2017

dirty fruitbowl 

When you tuck your balls between your legs and have to bend over and have shit on your balls..
I kept myself safe in prison with my dirty fruitbowl
dirty fruitbowl by BatmanNU August 17, 2016
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