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Dirty Finch 

When a male with an undersized penis (6 inches or less) or a female with an oversized clitoris ejaculates extremely excessive amounts during oral sex.
-Dude, when i come its always a dirty finch.

-Are you telling me your dick is small?

Dirty Fiachna 

While have sex with you long lost dog Eddie the dog cums on your face while you mum licks it up
Dirty Fiachna by Dirty man999999 September 20, 2021

Dirty Fiachna 

When a man and 5 girls fucking and shite in each others mouths while the parent's masterbating to the sound of them moaning and Cummings in each others mouth
I cant wait to do the dirty fiachna with my parents friends
Dirty Fiachna by Dirty man999999 September 20, 2021

Dirty Fischer

The most amazing sex you'll ever have in your life or when you have sex and you just can't stop thinking about it and the person.
Omg, Michelle I finally had a dirty Fischer.
Dirty Fischer by Imdaddy666 June 11, 2023

dirtybitch 

A guy you probably have worked with that will sleep with anything propped up on two legs with an ass (preferably when she is really really drunk). Usually will consider himself a pimp and wear Cadillac hood ornaments and have huge stupid sideburns. His fingers smell of a whore’s ass and his flat is usually decorated with stupid shit like bullhorns and other phallic trash.
Holy shit, dirtybitch took home that chicken whore and jammed his hand up her ass!
dirtybitch by ::DiRtY:: February 12, 2003

dirtybitch 

Black Charles, a guy in San Antonio, whose slept with one third of the population of Texas! (skanks and hoes alike)
If you were to go to Six Flags Fiesta Texas on a crowded day, one out of every three women that you see will have had sex with that Dirty Bitch!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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