dirty clam

the result of some dumb bitch not wiping her ass properly (back to front as opposed to front to back) and then you try going down there and there are shit crumbs in her lips and those little fuckers get in your mouth and now you've got shit breath you dirty fucker. also, rubbing your own defecate onto a girlie's privates.

i went south on sandy and she had the dirty clam, dum bitch can't wipe properly.
or alternately
yo momz was talkin shit so i gave her the dirty clam

dirty clam by smacky July 1, 2006

Dirty Clam

Penial insertion into the Vagina, preceded by vaginal insertion. High risk of UTI and other vaginal infections. But loads of fun (sperm:-)

"And then she was all;

"Fuck me! Fuck me!"

So I said;

"Shut up bitch, or I'll Dirty Clam the shit outta you!"

Dirty Clam by PhukdemHomes July 18, 2012

dirty clam

when you pull your pants down and stick someones nose in your butt crack and fart on their face

i just gave Jim a dirty clam.

dirty clam by mr.bigg June 5, 2009

Dirty Clam

White Claw with a shot of tequila.

Last night Dominica got trashed drinking Dirty Clams.

Dirty Clam by TheRecipe144 December 28, 2024

Dirty Clam Sandwich 

When one guy is eating a girl out while another guy is in behind licking her bum hole

Cory and I gave his girlfriend a dirty clam sandwich last night. It was fucking awesome!!!!

Dirty Clam Sandwich by m_steph55 July 27, 2010

Dirty Clam Digger 

Some one who like dirty muffins and likes to dig the dirty clam. otherwise known as dirty bearded clam.

goin up to some one who is with a dirty girl and you call them a dirty clam digger.

Dirty Clam Digger by A man 12 July 10, 2007

dirt clam 

When a glob of ejaculate lands on bare earth, and, it takes on the shape and jiggly opacity of clam meat or other general edible mollusks.

'Hey Bro-ham, let's go shoot some dirt clams!'

'Let's do this!

'*splurch*'
'*shplerch*'
'Mine went 2" farther than yours. You owe me a drink dude. '

dirt clam by Analinguist November 7, 2015