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When a glob of ejaculate lands on bare earth, and, it takes on the shape and jiggly opacity of clam meat or other general edible mollusks.
'Hey Bro-ham, let's go shoot some dirt clams!'

'Let's do this!

'*splurch*'
'*shplerch*'
'Mine went 2" farther than yours. You owe me a drink dude. '
by Analinguist November 07, 2015
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